Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is Now Open


Good evening and welcome to all our members.

I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.


There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.

As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:

a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum


I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.

[Mamyalynne]

We did have some invasions and even interlopers on Sunday and Mondays but we sorted it all out between us.

[ladyalex]

What's in the moat, Maj ?

[albaqwerty]

evening kingy x

Have you seen what's floating in the moating? It's interesting to say the least.

[Mamyalynne]

Is it Petal??

[Lie-in King]

Indeed, Miss - it has also been known to bite

[Lie-in King]

Perhaps you have hit the nail on the head, Matron...

[giveup]

Good evening everyone,apologies for my absence last week family matters rather took over.Welcome back Milady hope you had a good time with the natives across the pond.Matron and the butler did a sterling job while you were away but the cellar key still seems to be missing.
For the riffle I have a pair of fishnet elastic stockings purchased from a strange hairy gentleman at a boot sale, and half a box of After Eight mints.
For the table may I offer half a lasagne (left from last nights quiz) and a bottle of new seasons sloe vodka(very tasty).I will start with a large tailcock and a hot dog with English Mustard.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss giveup - I can furnish you with a large one & the hot - as you say - dogs are available from the buffet table.

I shall now hide your coat, Miss.

[Mamyalynne]

You let a Lasagne do a quiz?? are they any good?

[Lie-in King]

Very droll, Matron - I had thought the knife drawer was looking a little less full than usual.

[didoatwork]

I'm going to have to go. Please, would it be possible to have a takeaway hot dog?

[ladyalex]

Welcome, giveup.
Thank youso much for all your offerings.
Hope I win the fishnets.

lordalex and I did indeed enjoy our trip across the pond.
There were , unfortunately, some problems with security involving lordalex and his trousers...I will draw a veil other than to say that he was serially patted down and had to go through the X-ray machine

[ladyalex]

What a short visit, didoat...but a merry one.
I'm sure we do hot dogs 'to go' . The butler will find a receptacle for it.

[Mamyalynne]

Does he require my attention this evening milady? He must have missed my ministrations.

[Lie-in King]

I shall fetch your coat, Miss - ahem - dido & a bag of said dogs-in-buns.

Relish?

[Mamyalynne]

Night Dido , one hot coming up - mustard and onion?

[didoatwork]

Thank you very much. I hope you all have a spiffingly good night. God bless. x

[ladyalex]

I am sure he missed you , Mamya.
Could you have a look at his travelling trousers, please and see if you can sew them up ?

Night didoat, See you again.

[giveup]

How sad for his lordship to be humiliated in that way .those patters down can get quite frisky. Actually matron the lasagne did not win the quiz but gave a lot better answers than some!!! Is the butler up to scratch this evening as I have rather a thirst so shall need refills frequently. Hot dogs interesting but quite tasty.

[Mamyalynne]

We will am sure though in truth I am a little weary with my partying this week