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The Club is Now Open
Good evening and welcome to all our members.
I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.
There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.
As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:
a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum
I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.
Good evening and welcome to all our members.
I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.
There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.
As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:
a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum
I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.
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so welcome back from the land of Nasa, Boeing and Lockheed.
My raffle prizes have a space theme pertaining to the hunks of metal up there:
one of the twenty-six pieces off the satellite last night
one broken satellite dish - rusted
one toilet seat from the Intl Space Station - risks floating away
one Amstrad tuner signed Lord Sugs
A skip of my mother's metal junk
one bucket, three coat hangers and a jar of Marmalade for building a Sat
one TV Monitor from the Houston Space Centre
one film of Colonel Gadaffi in his shower filmed from a Cameron satellite.
one used ticket to Luton, considered as a satellite of London.
one dustbin of metal bits that Hoover have vacuumed up from space (but probably dud bits for their washing machines).
My raffle prizes have a space theme pertaining to the hunks of metal up there:
one of the twenty-six pieces off the satellite last night
one broken satellite dish - rusted
one toilet seat from the Intl Space Station - risks floating away
one Amstrad tuner signed Lord Sugs
A skip of my mother's metal junk
one bucket, three coat hangers and a jar of Marmalade for building a Sat
one TV Monitor from the Houston Space Centre
one film of Colonel Gadaffi in his shower filmed from a Cameron satellite.
one used ticket to Luton, considered as a satellite of London.
one dustbin of metal bits that Hoover have vacuumed up from space (but probably dud bits for their washing machines).
My Satellite intro this Sat night
Endless AB sky, the Castle atmosphere falling,
reveal to us one million "Mad" stars.
We neither die nor live forever,
we always seem to be so far.
Suspended from Her Lady's bar
Didoat Moons giveup unseemly sunlight,
shines despite the black Lie-in around.
Shadowed lines beneath Mamya's silver satellites,
never seem to hit the ground.
Unfortunate Alexander words in untimely places,
sitting alone upon carven JTH stone.
haunting Alba messages, ugly Ed's faces,
Jogger love always said "to each his own."
Endless AB sky, the Castle atmosphere falling,
reveal to us one million "Mad" stars.
We neither die nor live forever,
we always seem to be so far.
Suspended from Her Lady's bar
Didoat Moons giveup unseemly sunlight,
shines despite the black Lie-in around.
Shadowed lines beneath Mamya's silver satellites,
never seem to hit the ground.
Unfortunate Alexander words in untimely places,
sitting alone upon carven JTH stone.
haunting Alba messages, ugly Ed's faces,
Jogger love always said "to each his own."
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