Christmas Story

[birdie73]

I am really stuck on a few of these any help would be appreciated.
1 If you believe that,you're completely crackers?. And you can hardly hope for intelligence these days, if you can find even ----- ---- ---- it will be a miracle?.
2 Sally's not what I would call a lady.What about Yvonne?She'll wear clothes that are more suitable, she's from Gdansk ----- ---- and is even colder than here.
Blanks need filling in with a reference to Christmas.
Thanks in advance for any help given.

[bigbadmarty]

3 wise men

[jim45]

i think no.2 is north pole can you help me with the first and third words please

[birdie73]

Thanks so much bigbadmarty & jim45 for your much appreciated help.
jm45 I have got wrapping for first & blizzard ? for 3rd, not too happy with blizzard but can't find anything else to fit.

[bigbadmarty]

You're welcome :)

[jim45]

thankyou birdie 73 for wrapping ,like you i'm not sure about blizzard i've still got a few more to do no.1 oh you're a riot .you ------ me ,seriously. no.2 oh, do we have to? i know they've got seasonal names ,but joe's a ---- carrying member of the tree huggers society .

[spudnick]

sleigh & card

[jim45]

thankyou spudnick, have you any ideas about this one :: Well ,it's starting to -------- you'll need a brolly if you're going shopping now 8 letters ,thanks again

[Kaishe48]

Jim45 - reindeer (rain, dear) !!
hope that helps

[Kaishe48]

can anyone help with the following:
Last year he complained that even the -----/------ used too much electricity!"
I'm thinking fairy lights, but are there any others that spring to mind please?
many thanks

[birdie73]

I would agree with Fairy Lights Kaishe48 I think it fits well with the rest of the sentence + I can't think of anything better !!!

[Kaishe48]

thankyou very much - always nice to have a 2nd opinion.
merry christmas to you - hope its a good one.
kaishe48