Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once more to one and all.

I hope that all members have recovered from the festive festivities and that the stocks of Alkaseltzer have been replenished.

No doubt an array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive soon (festive leftovers, perhaps) along with an explanation for the spaces in the cellar...

Any unwanted Xmas presents will be welcome for tonight's raffle.

So far we have......nothing...

[nungate]

Shame. He was a colourful character in the darts world wasn't he?

[ladyalex]

He sure was..I still shudder when I think about him showing off his teeth...

[annadomino]

Greetings, I have brought along a novel item for the baffle. It's a dried and varnished jelly baby shaped turn the boxer did. I assure you, the smell is saled in.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, anna..I think.
I'll give that raffle prize a miss, if you don't mind.

[DTCwordfan]

Great Fife accent too:

"Haff-yer-a frit-joos-ten-wiv-tipple-voddie-baamun?"

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss anna - may I offer you a Bas Relief? This evening's tailcock of Matron's devising - I shall hide your coat in the meantime...

[ladyalex]

Never try to imitate a Fife accent, DT....

It's like teaching a pig to sing.

It won't work and it just annoys the pig.

[ladyalex]

A very large flagon of Bas for me, please. your Maj...when you're ready.

[DTCwordfan]

Doesn't the cwoc in the moët like jelly babes?

Naomi Campbell or Eva whatsshername are too thin for him/her.....

[ladyalex]

I thought you said you were off the dwink, DT ?

[DTCwordfan]

maybe that was Scouse or Geordie, then.....

[DTCwordfan]

that what happens with no red grape juice or a Bas Relief in hand, withdrawal symptoms they call it, me thinks....

[Lie-in King]

Your flagon, m'lady...

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, Maj.

See if you can give something to DT...he appears to be in pain.

[nungate]

From another thread. Milady I am covered in shame, but quite honestly I cannot abide even the smell of whisky - and there's one a couple of miles from where I sit - I prefer gin and champagne when I can get it...........
Shall I go sit in the corner?

[Lie-in King]

I shall mix him another 'Virgin Relief', m'lady...

[Mamyalynne]

Your Boxer can turn, how novel

[annadomino]

Sorry, I had to dash off and get the air freshener

[DTCwordfan]

Thank you, LIK

Five slurps of that tailcock and I'll be shouting "Hi Men" from the turret.

[annadomino]

what is in this tail cock then? sure I can smell celery