Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once more to one and all.

I hope that all members have recovered from the festive festivities and that the stocks of Alkaseltzer have been replenished.

No doubt an array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive soon (festive leftovers, perhaps) along with an explanation for the spaces in the cellar...

Any unwanted Xmas presents will be welcome for tonight's raffle.

So far we have......nothing...

[DTCwordfan]

Promotion - from bard to moët boy.....can give up the ditties!

[ladyalex]

(Thank you for the offer of the hip flask, alexanderd, but they frisk you at the door of the establishment wherein the beetles are driven . And they are very adept.)

[DTCwordfan]

(don't mind doing them)

[ladyalex]

Continuing with the raffle


Tonight's winning colours are:

57
13
23
44
9
76
78
and 83

Hurrah ! I won the didgereedont and the willie warmer...the search for a green willie begins!

[ladyalex]

DT...please don't give up your day job as bard. Take on moat boy as an extra.

[Mamyalynne]

4 Aces - Bust!!

[nungate]

You might find one on the jolly green giant.............

[Lie-in King]

Oh congratulations, m'lady! Alas, all my tickets were numbered puce...

[ladyalex]

The jolly green giant sounds encouraging, Nun ...

Too bad LIK, better luck next week.

I thought they were your arms, Mamya ?

[Mamyalynne]

Sigh!!

[alexanderd]

no luck again my own fault for buying purple tickets

[ladyalex]

I cannot help being lucky. Actually it's a curse .
People are always so suspicious of me and they really have no need to be .

[alexanderd]

how could anyone be suspicious of such a paragon of virtue as yourself My Lady( tugs forlelock as backs out of door)

[ladyalex]

I have no idea, alexanderd.
It is a mystery to me.

[slinky.kate]

hi everyone just popped in to say HELLO'a wee cocktail will see me nicely on my way home ,but' for the raffle i have brought you 3 roof slates,broken sun umbrella,and 2 slices of toast and marmite,very delicious.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss kinky! One flagon of tailcock...

[ladyalex]

Welcome, slinky.
Sadly you have missed this week's raffle, but we will keep your prizes for the rollover.

Are you keeping well and out of mischief ?

[maggiebee]

Ooohh very late in arriving, seem to have missed the riffle. Anyway, maybe a lucky dip for later? My offerings are a bunch of rather wilted carnations, an almost complete cheeseburger, mismatched pair of earrings and a packet of soor plooms. Ooh a wee libation - don't mind if I do....

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, Miss maggie - one flagon of Matron's Bas Relief...

[slinky.kate]

a flagon would be nice lik.would you like some of my toast ????