Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.
Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.
The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.
So far for the raffle we have:
2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape
'evening all,glad to see his furymaneness is back on duty!have some surgical equipment for ruffle or for the dungeon,as mr.petal has been in for an operation.home today
I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. Oh dear, the guests are departing and I have missed the rofl - too bad - must set the alarm next week. Meantime will visit the local recycling centre for suitable rofl prizes. Ohh a quick swig before I go would be much appreciated.
Bye to those who have left and hello to those who have arrived...such comings and goings, my head is beginning to spin.
Another Scintilla* I think. Thank you.
But not boring DT. Fabulous library. Superb Theatre (allowing us amateur plebs to perform) Exciting jewellers. Rubbish cinema. (Black tie expected) Sunshine. Drought. Snakes in the aloes. Murderous garden boys. Police too young to shave carrying guns. After dark car rides evading them with maid and her child. Earth tremors. A fantastic mulberry tree. Mushrooms once a month. No hills to practice handbrake starts for driving licence...... Good friends. That boring stuff, gold.