Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.

Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.

The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.


So far for the raffle we have:


2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape

[Mamyalynne]

Venison burger with onion marmalade anyone??

[Lie-in King]

Snoozing in a corner is almost mandatory here, miss Jumbo

[Mamyalynne]

Brandy cream, now you are talking.

[ladyalex]

Eh ? what?? just dropped off for a moment...have I missed anything ?

[boxtops]

mamya, I love onion marmalade - I only discovered it a couple of years ago. Yes please!

[Jumbo747]

Zzzzzzzz...........

Handy having your postage chart here, boxtops.

[Mamyalynne]

Burgers come and get them while they are deer.

[Lie-in King]

Miss alba - I really cannot see why the location of my little cranny is of such interest to your good self...

[ladyalex]

I think that you'll find a fair number of people here might like to investigate your little crannies, LIK....they might even form an orderly queue...

[nungate]

Good e'een to all! I apologise for my tardiness the llama needed a pit stop, may I park him in his usual place in the stables Milady? Oooh that tailcock looks interesting, can I have my usual bucketful?

[Mamyalynne]

Cranny inspection?? thought that was in June??

[ladyalex]

Please be sure to confine the llama carefully, nun...the new paint, you know...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss nungate - May I be so bold as to suggest that you begin with a flagon? M'lady has only had three & is already feeling sleepy...

[Mamyalynne]

sorry nungate here is your pail.

[DTCwordfan]

best to do it now, before the crannies are filled with panthera leo-nesque old hair..

[Psybbo]

In the queue for the deer and marmalade and tailcock please

[ladyalex]

And that's before we get on to crooks and nannies

[DaisyNonna]

I really do prefer my burgers (or do I mean burghers?) dead.Not that I habitually like either.

[albaqwerty]

I must have been mis-informed. Thought the crannies were not on the small side.

[Jumbo747]

Crooks & nannies??????????/