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ladyalex | 20:00 Sat 21st Jan 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open.

Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.

Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.

The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.


So far for the raffle we have:


2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape
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Good evening milady , one and all, how wonderful to pop in for a tailcock , large one please. For the wiffle I had bought a faux alligator skin handbag (unwanted present ) however trying to wrestle the croc in the moat away from it , either trying to eat it or mate with it I am unsure, all I have left is the clasp, So this I offer, might well suit any old bag I suppose. I will away to nibble while I await my tailcock....where is that butler ?
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hello Alexanderd. Lovely to see you again.

Sadly my beetle driving did not go very well...too many small children present who coul ddo it better.
I did, however, win a raffle prize, though....just lucky, you see.
thank you my fine rhet buttler....
Oh no, Pasquale is the miniature donkey I rescued and smuggled home from Magaluf.
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Hello flump.
I think the clasp is a most excellent raffle prize.
Hope I win it .
in your bum-bag perhaps, annad?
I like the little donkey.
Good evening, Miss flump - matron's Scintilla* is proving to be very popular - your flagon, miss
you won a raffle prize!! how amazing!!!
Thank you mamya, he said he likes you too.
How nice to see you Alex, do have a minted rack.
Flump, "I will away to nibble" - I'm afraid you'll have a long wait, he's in Germany.
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Do try to keep Pasquale in your bag, anna...the paintwork, you know, the paintwork...
Pasquale talks!! Wow
DT, are you insinnuating I have rather a large derriere?
Good evening master alex - will you partake of a tailcock?
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As I have often said, Alexanderd...some people are just lucky. Others sadly are not.
no anna d but putting a miniature ass in your bum bag would certainly be a picture.....

I think we need to get to the bottom of this smuggling
Lapse your maj? I am sure you only have one. And very comfy it looks too.
Milady, I did remember the paintwork, and purchased for Pasquale a set of Harrod's finest kid leather slippers, to cover his shoes.
I only wanted a little airing for him, he is now safely ensconced in my bum bag, I mean handbag.

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