Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[Psybbo]

hogwash?

[DaisyNonna]

peashaq I am sure you are what you are but I cannot remember the rest. Sure though that you are one of us. Was the rest what is over when trying long division? Or a spider in snooker? Or lying down after half a bottle of scotch?

[ladyalex]

Are you quite well, DT ?

[DTCwordfan]

you speak very good french, petal, egomaniac is the same word over there.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you miss humbersloop - I have taken the liberty of hiding the oilskins in a separate cranny & I believe I noticed the otter conversing with the agouti & the haggis by the fireplace...

[Jumbo747]

Sorry, no-one quite right yet with my I Spy.
I am concerned about DT.............too many tailcocks?

[humbersloop]

Keep it away from the haggis - I'd like to be asked back

[ladyalex]

Can they understand each other, LIK? Is there some kind of lingua franca for agoutis, otters and haggae ?

[DTCwordfan]

velly well Lady A - en plein(full) form this evening of International Skating - one must take care of the ice out there....

[petal54]

the french do get alot of words from us,don't they!!

[Lie-in King]

Les tailcocks, les tailcocks! Get 'em while they're zingy, ils sont adorables!

[DTCwordfan]

too few tailscocks, Jumbo, that is the problem, a dry bard is indeed a problem. I enter the last week of the fastinence.

Excusez-moi for all that spam crap under the piggy offering to the peashaq.

[ladyalex]

I'm glad you're well, DT. Has teh moat frozen over yet ? Perhaps we could arrange some skating tomorrow.

Is it egg whisk, Jumbo ?

[petal54]

universal translators,I believe,Dr.Dooalot brung that out I think

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - I think there must indeed be some common frame of reference - they were just asking for a pack of cards with which to play Texas Hold 'em...

[Jumbo747]

Sadly not egg-whisk M'lady.
Herewith a clue: I think LiK might have it (them) squirrelled away somewhere unmentionable.

[nungate]

Everest, Jumbo?
Must dash back to el Madrigal for second half, will pop in again later
hasta luego

[DTCwordfan]

the croc is having a blast out there, sliding around on three webs and eating porridge and drinking hot chocolate with his tailcock, and lashings of Dutch slagroom (whipped cream) on top of his beverages.

[Mamyalynne]

Is my wee Alfie being corrupted into bad ways?? He will be on the cigars and hard liquor next - Alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come here, back into Mummy's portmanteau.

[petal54]

enimars,excuse spelling