Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[mrs_overall]

jumbo - the idle beggars can read it for themselves if so inclined

[Lie-in King]

Good evening sir, I shall be your butler & coat-hider for the evening.

While I hide your garment, please accept a flagon of tailcock.

[Mamyalynne]

I will need al your particulars , Peashaq.

[DTCwordfan]

Je suis ***, tellement ***, excusez- moi, DameA

Ce soir est la finale du patinage sur glace.....alors pour la "timbalo"

One broken skating boot, size 4
One lace
One rusty blade
One ice hockey puck
One broken stick
One torn leotard in pink, puce and purple
One tear-stained polar bear stuffed toy
One half bottle of vodka, 2/3rds drunk

Je suis ice pour les tailcocks (meme expression en francais), les blages et le bravidage.

Pas de la poésie en francais ce soir.....et pas de démandes pour celle-ci.

Enchantés mes chers et chéries.

[alexanderd]

who let the frog in?

[Lie-in King]

Ah, miss anna - very nice to see you again. You are of course permitted to retain your wrap... A flagon of Aurora Aww!!, miss.

[DTCwordfan]

the missing word was tar-d (whats bad about that)

[DaisyNonna]

Just accept a tailcock peashaq and enjoy the mayhem. In future you may like to contribute to the raffle. (Not that it isn't rigged). Watch your coat. LiK
the butler tends to hide them. (and the coats).

[Lie-in King]

alexanderd - please do not concern yourself - the house-frog is safely on his hook..

[ladyalex]

Rigged , my eye!
I've repeatedly explained that some people are just plain lucky.

and some are not.

[DTCwordfan]

I presume that the house-frog is safely ensconsed in the Library.

Reddit, reddit.......

[ladyalex]

Welcome DT.

It is wonderful to see you, but sadly I do not parlay-voos the frog-speak

[Mamyalynne]

I have replenished the cheeseboard and stoked the fires.

[Lie-in King]

Matron - did you check that the haggis was not on the log pile?..

[ladyalex]

Tireless, Mamya. That's what you are, tireless.

[DaisyNonna]

Ladyalex, Surely rigged means dressed? You set out the prizes so beautifully!

[DTCwordfan]

I was late, really late, excuse me

I was watching the European ice-skating, therefore the riffle equates to:

I am here (ici) for the tailcocks, jokes and chatter

No poetry in french this evening and don't ask for it!

Greetings to all both men and women

[mrs_overall]

Here is a translation of DT's franglais

I am the ice for the tailcocks (my exression in French). Lesley Blagger is very brave.
Pass the french posy tonight...and I demand some celery.
I am enchanted by Cher and cherries

[Lie-in King]

Your extra-large flagon, DT...

[Mamyalynne]

McHaggis is in the pantry with Alfie, never fear