Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again. Gather close to the fire on this nippy night and enjoy good company ,delicious nibbles and no doubt a powerful tailcock or three.

Raffle prizes so far include:

A box of Zubes
A tin of vaseline
A yellow muffler.

Tonight's talk was to have been 'Knitting patterns of the 1950s' ...a rib-tickler if ever there was..but the speaker has just plain disappeared.

[ladyalex]

Hello, Daisy. Thanks for the prizes.
Only one valentine last year ? You're slipping.....

[Zhukov]

Oh..ok ..ladyA.. I thought one entry requirement was to.. "Completely take-leave of ones..

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Daisy - your flagon of Ice Pix...

[ladyalex]

Don't worry, Zhukov. You are amongst friends.
It is generally assumed that by entering this thread one has entirely taken leave of one's......

Maj...we try not to mention the Needling Incident , especially when alexanderd's about...he's still uncomfortable with it...

[BigMac]

For the rifle:

One France - Ireland ticket (part used)
One bunch grapes (sour)
Some French cheese (hard)
One Eurotunnel ticket

Have own hip-flask and baguette, but can I warm up in the corner?

[ladyalex]

Yo are most welcome, BigMac.

Was the rugger not to your liking today ?

[BigMac]

To avoid spoiling the party, I'll not answer that one.

Here's a spare scarf for the cloakrom.

[ladyalex]

Oops, sorry, BigMac, Just had a look at the Rugby thread...very sorry to have intruded on private grief....
Have a nibble and tailcock and try to cheer up.

[Mamyalynne]

Did you knit that it is nice.

[alexanderd]

Please dont mention needles Mr Buttle, the rugger was called off LadyA

[Lie-in King]

Thank you sir - I can see why it is a "spare" scarf. I shall hide it with extreme cunning...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're warming, they're lovely!

[DTCwordfan]

Hello to all.

Just back from Paris from the abandoned rugby match, termed eggball by Zookov.

Riffle offerings:

1 ref's whistle, pip missing
1 pair of Irish shorts, string missing
1 old green rugby Jersey, no arms; one in Guernsey
1 French rugby jersey, right arm missing; that's in Sark
1 ball, lace missing, in Chantilly.
1 French underground heating system, blown-up with the Gaz under the pitch
1 Condom, small sized, branded Mnsr. Sarcastic
1 Condom, large sized, branded Sign. Berlusconi
1 Hotel Bill unpaid
1 Bottle of Pernod, minus two glasses.

Verse, if the wine kicks in....

[DaisyNonna]

No, just aging. And some wives just do not understand.......
Many thanks your felineship, just what I needed.
Comiserations BigMac. Come sit over here and tell me all about it. I have such fond memories of Cardiff Arms Park many years ago and post-match, The Angel Hotel.

[DTCwordfan]

I remember the Angel, DaisyNonna, bedroom 18..... such fond memories.

[ladyalex]

Hello DT...your usual large number of prizes are as always very welcome.


I rather fancy the Jersey/Guernsey...green has always been my colour...

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all new arrivals, do get warm, venison sausage anyone??

[ladyalex]

Now , now DT.
What happened in The Angel stays in The Angel.....

[Lie-in King]

Ahem... good evening, sir - your "To The Best Bard In The World" flagon...

[alexanderd]

Mamy, are you sure this is rabbit stew? I have just found a hair in mine