Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again. Gather close to the fire on this nippy night and enjoy good company ,delicious nibbles and no doubt a powerful tailcock or three.

Raffle prizes so far include:

A box of Zubes
A tin of vaseline
A yellow muffler.

Tonight's talk was to have been 'Knitting patterns of the 1950s' ...a rib-tickler if ever there was..but the speaker has just plain disappeared.

[DTCwordfan]

thank you, my good Lie-InKing, how goeth the cocks this evening?

Plenty of coats arriving too, I believe - I haven't seen that Llama yet. Croc is missing him/her/a bit of each.

As to the Angel, I agree, the halos must stay intact.......and DaisyNonna has such a cute one.

[DaisyNonna]

DT Never did understand why the French built the Stade there. Any ideas? Kickbacks are not against the rules of rugby are they?

[Ann]

Hello everyone - perhaps the speaker has taken umbrage due to you referring to them as "a big nit?" For the rofl I bring the scarf which was "knat" on Breakfast TV this morning - did you see it, the big nit who knat it did not keep it even, the different coloured stripes went in and out like waves on the sea. I requested it and un rofled it , re-knat it so will offer it to you all.

[BigMac]

Sur le terrain parisien
On ne voit rien
On ne voit rien
Sur le plan parisien
On ne voit qu’un ballon

Another glass, your butlership, please

[Mamyalynne]

Apologies Alex, I was grooming Alfie earlier.

[Ann]

Maybe to go with the scarf, you would like my multi-coloured balaclaver with attached "nose hat" - just the job for this parky weather!

[Lie-in King]

Indeed, sir - my secret cranny is filling up nicely with winterwear.

The llama may arrive with his miss anon, sir - as to the croc & his cat, they are somewhat miffed at having their spot on Dancing On Ice cut last week & are currently playing with Lego...

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Ann , I used to have a parka, very useful bit of kit.

[ladyalex]

Hello Ann86....gosh, you've really got this knitting bug, haven't you ...or should that be knitting bee ?

Sorry, Big Mac. I do not parley the frogspeak...

[DTCwordfan]

Nonna could be our undying love,
The Angel Hotel from the Attic above
She could be his demon below,
The sinner living in dark shadows.
Can he take away darkness in her mind,
Can she save him from this drowning tide?
While the Nonna sighs,
Her demon dies.
What can she do to save him,
Another pint of Brains forever...

[Ann]

Hmmm - trouble is you lose your arms and legs in them ........ and the fur tickles your nose and makes you sneeze.

[ladyalex]

A friend of mine had a snorkel parka....but we pretended not to notice...

[DaisyNonna]

Tres bien, GrandImper, vousetes (ou peut-etre tu es) un poete vrai.

[DTCwordfan]

French "kickback - a case of a Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 2004 would be welcomed - to lay down of course.....

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss Ann, may I offer you one of Matron's Ice Pix? Quite warming, so I'm told.

Your refill, BigMac...

[Ann]

I think Big Mac is trying to say "I see no ships" - either that or "Land Ahoy"

[Ann]

Thank you my good man Lie-in King. After the little snack I've just had I think I would rather have the Tooth Pix.

[Mamyalynne]

I thought he was a Tic Tac?

[ladyalex]

Do we have a bookie now ?
What are we betting on and can I have extra special odds ?

[Mamyalynne]

You usually do Milady.