Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.


So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)

[flump1]

Lie-in King, many thanks for the refreshing , colourful, all hell spitting tailcock that is the Bravissimo, and what pray is the vegetation floating on top ?

[rosamundjohn]

la pobrecita! Y con una estanteria-leyendo me imagino. Espero que mejore pronto. Qué cruz!

[ladyalex]

Hello flump. Good to see you again.

Glad to hear all is well, Alexanderd and that your family have been looking after you (or is it you looking after them ?)

Mamya...rest assured if I win the green gloss I shall hand it over for the scullery painting...that's if I happen to win it , of course. Nothing is for certain in a raffle. It's purely chance.

[humbersloop]

Good Evening Mi'Lady

for the riffle I bring:
a white pudding, part used. Will fry nicely for tomorrow's breakfast
a dismantled front row. Won't, ^, but should be
a big Yahay for the ((Little Master))

[rosamundjohn]

Who is petal? Sounds like a song. Can't remember the words.....

[lady-janine]

your ladyship I must admit there is an 'im indoors. sometimes responds to being spoken to but sometimes is selectively deaf. do not think he woyuld like to be thought of as lord janine.

on his behalf i am offering a pad ao used detail paper.

[nungate]

I shall convey your good wishes to my mistress, your Ladyship (bowing low,
Mistress insists on good manners). If I may be so bold, as to wish you all a pleasant evening, and I shall trot off home to my comfy stable. Adios.

[ladyalex]

rosamund..I'm now quite certain you are related to petal.
Do have some more Bravissimo and calm down.

Hello Humbersloop....is your raffle prize of a dismantled front row what I think it is ? Does it involve jerseys and mud ?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - your usual large flagon, miss

Miss flump - all recipe queries should be directed to Matron - she's very secretive about her ingredients...

[ladyalex]

I'm not entirely sure what lod janine is offering for the raffle, but thanks anyway.

Bye bye Nungate's llama. See you and Nungate next week I hope.

[rosamundjohn]

was that an i pad what i heard you were offered your ladyship?

[lady-janine]

oooooh that tailcock sounds delish. i remembered to bring a glass please may i have some?

[DTCwordfan]

Santo porquería - una llama que habla español en el medio ajumado Mamya de la cola de los gallos.

[ladyalex]

I'm not sure many of us here would know how to work an i-pad, rosamund....eye glasses have some of us foxed.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss er...ah...lady-janine - you may have a glass, however most guests seem to prefer a larger container - a flagon of tailcock, miss...er...ah...

[DTCwordfan]

Lie-In King has a bucket somewhere, Lady J....

[Lie-in King]

He has several, sir...

[flump1]

Matron, pray what was the green hairy thing stuck half way up my straw whilst taking the wonderful Bravissimo ? I do believe I have swallowed a couple of the blighters before I realised they were there. Another of the wonderful tailcocks please will help with the shock.

[ladyalex]

All in use one way or another before the evening is out...

[lady-janine]

my little glass would hold a jeraboam is that not large enough?