Would You Want This In Your Back Garden?
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Mad over Fifties CLub
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The Club is now Open.
Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.
Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.
So far, tonight for the raffle we have:
2 pencils, one red, one blue
2 erasers
six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)
Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.
Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.
So far, tonight for the raffle we have:
2 pencils, one red, one blue
2 erasers
six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)
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Good evening Milady and all, I hope all are well - the buffet table is as always well presented, spicy chicken kebabs and lamb samosas, lots of breads and dips too.
Tonight's tailcock is the Bravissimo, a bright and bouncy number.
For the rofl:
4 coat hangers
bag of mixed vegetable peelings
an espadrille (right foot)
vinegar bottle.
Tonight's tailcock is the Bravissimo, a bright and bouncy number.
For the rofl:
4 coat hangers
bag of mixed vegetable peelings
an espadrille (right foot)
vinegar bottle.
Good evening all.
I was thinking of adding:
1 case of Irish Champagne
1 Hermes handbag
1 single trip to Tipperary
1 bowl of Colcannon
1 shamrock, leaves pulled off
1 1/2 hour meeting with the Irish President
1 Bank of Ireland account
1/2 gallon of Irish Cream and Seaweed Ice cream
1 trip of an Aer Lingus plane, engines removed cos of austerity
1 weekend in the Marfield House Hotel.
1 used Cheltenham ticket.
But if rule 7 is in effect, well, all bets are of.
I was thinking of adding:
1 case of Irish Champagne
1 Hermes handbag
1 single trip to Tipperary
1 bowl of Colcannon
1 shamrock, leaves pulled off
1 1/2 hour meeting with the Irish President
1 Bank of Ireland account
1/2 gallon of Irish Cream and Seaweed Ice cream
1 trip of an Aer Lingus plane, engines removed cos of austerity
1 weekend in the Marfield House Hotel.
1 used Cheltenham ticket.
But if rule 7 is in effect, well, all bets are of.
St Patricks Day Ditty
Ed was a character
A grand old nungate sot of a soul I’ll say
Whose favorite AB saying was
“Tis a foin day to-day”
Bereft of Sqad health and Lady A’s wealth
Caused him no Lie-In-King dismay
You would hear that old Mamya refrain
“Tis a foin day to-day”
He never met a trollish stranger,
And so many AB people say
The words he spoke he the Uber-Moderator meant
“Tis a foin day to-day”
He had his Polarbear faults and AB failings
But he would kneel and to the Over-Fifties pray
“Oh my Gnomeish God I thank Thee
For this foin day to-day
Oft we meet the Castle challenge
As we go our own williness way
And honestly say to others
Tis a foin day to-day”
We saw Ed on his AB Davenport,
We could see dave’s last sunny ray.
We know we heard him whisper
“Tis a foin, foin gnomish day to-day.”
Ed was a character
A grand old nungate sot of a soul I’ll say
Whose favorite AB saying was
“Tis a foin day to-day”
Bereft of Sqad health and Lady A’s wealth
Caused him no Lie-In-King dismay
You would hear that old Mamya refrain
“Tis a foin day to-day”
He never met a trollish stranger,
And so many AB people say
The words he spoke he the Uber-Moderator meant
“Tis a foin day to-day”
He had his Polarbear faults and AB failings
But he would kneel and to the Over-Fifties pray
“Oh my Gnomeish God I thank Thee
For this foin day to-day
Oft we meet the Castle challenge
As we go our own williness way
And honestly say to others
Tis a foin day to-day”
We saw Ed on his AB Davenport,
We could see dave’s last sunny ray.
We know we heard him whisper
“Tis a foin, foin gnomish day to-day.”
