Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.


So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)

[flump1]

Me too, buff that is .

[Mamyalynne]

Red paint for me, hooray.

[lady-janine]

ladyA, your Ladyship are you sure it is me who had too much.

i'd rather have cocoa at this time of night, coffee would make my insomnia even worse. if it is an inconvenience i would rather go without the coffee.

[ladyalex]

It's your choice, LadyJanine, but Mamya's special coffee is worth a try....no one here has ever complained of insomnia after a jug of it...

[DTCwordfan]

Cocoa with a drop of the Healey Cider brandy in it...............akin to a Calva....

I might just fall asleep at the very thought.

[Lie-in King]

Oh, well done m'lady! Your refill, m'lady...

Matron - it appears that you too are due a congratulatory tailcock - jolly well done!

[Mamyalynne]

Don't mind if I do, I only sampled a few.

[ladyalex]

Thank you , dear. It's so nice to have you on hand to buttle...you do it so well.

[lady-janine]

DT apology accepted, but please do not let it happen again. i am a sensitive soul.

[flump1]

Go me, go me , I am now the proud owner of a blue pencil .

[ladyalex]

Well done, flump....I so enjoy it when people win ...

[Lie-in King]

Indeed - go you, miss flump...

Tailcocks, winners' tailcocks! Get 'em while they're extra-strong, they're lovely!

[lady-janine]

oh joy i have got the red pencil. i have been on my knees hoping to get that. thank you, thank you, thank you.

[ladyalex]

Such a lot of winners this week....

[Lie-in King]

So many prizes won, m'lady! So many happy guests...

...Excuse me m'lady, I must go and check on the croc & his cat...

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all.

I would like to donate to the riffle:

A brand new and unopened hair dye (ginger)
A brand new hand knitted cardigan (I ran out of wool and the sleeves are only a slightly different shade. I then ran out of that wool and the back is erm, a similar colour)
A pack of pink hairnets
A Teletubbies video

[alexanderd]

Well I won nothing,nada, zilch yet again I think I shall bring my John Bull ptinting kit and print my own next week once the draw has taken place. Off to watch the footy now, are you joining me this evening your Maj?

[lady-janine]

Mrs O - the hairnets are just what I need can I swap them for the red pencil?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, mrs o - will you partake of a flagon of tailcock?

I fear that the rofl has been drawn but feel sure that m'lady will snaffle your prizes for next week's event...

[Lie-in King]

Indeed I will sir - the valves on the TV are warming as we speak...