Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all .

So far we do not seem to have any raffle prizes, but I am sure that that state of affairs will be remedied soon.


I am happy to report that I have almost completely recovered from my indisposition of last week.

Unfortunately, a dodgy meal out last night has had consequences, so my appearances tonight may be somewhat sporadic....possibly even spasmodic....

Hope indispositions don't come in threes...

[ladyalex]

I fear I am the butt of jokes tonight.

Unkind and uncalled for.

I may cancel the raffle.

[Jumbo747]

sorry, when you mentioned kick-off I immediately thought of football, DT.

[Lie-in King]

Ah, happy memories, miss Jumbo - I got a nice butlering suit from Burton's once...

[DTCwordfan]

so hold on folk, in goes Burton....but not Albion............

[ladyalex]

My sister worked in Burton's once.....no she didn't do the measuring...

[Mamyalynne]

Tailoring and butt jokes now?? I fear I may need a Super Nova - any takers for the venison sausages?

[Lie-in King]

Another non-alcoholic liquid libation - your butt is no joke, m'lady, I assure you.

[Mamyalynne]

Only the once Milady?? Did she not cut the cloth?

[Jumbo747]

If I may be so bold m'lady, I think you should resist the onion marmalade from the buffet tonight. I'm thinking of Lord A..............

[ladyalex]

I meant once upon a time , in the olden days when we were all young and nubile and thought it was a good laugh for a girl to work Saturdays in a tailor's .

I resemble that remark about my butt, LiK.

[DTCwordfan]

The Castle Grand National (just sponsored by Burtons - with what, Jumbo?).
Written before kickoff time by Burton Albion, that word being added a min ago!




“Twas a Castle summer evening, one of Jumbo Arbor Supreme,

All dark and drear, the going hard and extreme
When Mamyalynne’s Ballabriggs, the punters’ dream
At The Castle’s Midnight Club, ever so near
Did the Tailcock National Super Nova champion first appear.

The start will be clean away, off the floor
WestEnd Rocker, ridden by supersuezy24
Becauseicouldntsee, a blind nag from petal54
Both may fall at Fence Number Four.

Ravenmiss on Shakalakaboomboom
On his Own, SunnyDave his groom
Sunnyhillyboy, a percypineapple equine gal
“You can’t mess around in Killyglen,” said Polar’s Weird Al.

Lie-in-King’s Synchronised feline haggard
Is all the lcg’s Rare Bob rage.
So, Seadogg’s Seabass a fishy laggard,
And Nungate, her Llama nag, forever a Midnight Haze.

Down thru gness’s Tatenen valley they will go,
Jogger’s riding a Viking Blond, a nag of some illusion.
On to Postdogg’s Postmaster, by a nose?
chasing Lady A’s Organisedconfusion

For owdhamer’s Neptune Equester.
“Nay, not here on our Burtons’ Quiscover Fontaine night,
Try Lady J’s Tharawaat, a pastie Cornish tester ”
Said TTFN’s Mon Mome, no doubt a contestor

Swing Bill by AlexanderEd, Alba’s Always Right
Venator’s According to Pete, he’s probably too tight,
AYG’s Hello Bud, it’s definitely all over.
Four horses too fed on our Castle Clover

Life’s a stokie’s heavily backed Chicago Grey
Tis but an annadomino State of Play.”
Yours for the Mrs O’s HP Treacle askin’.”
“Get along, Daisy Non’s Cappa Bleu, you’re not baskin’.
‘
“P’raps AOG’s on the right wing In Compliance,”
The troll’s Alfa Beat so cries,
He grabs his Junior coat-tail, promptly to die,
An attempted act of true AnswerBank defiance.

Before he ended butt-high in the Stable rack
Deep in wye-dyed’s Giles Cross.
The Moat Jump; Croc lies await in for any loss
“Ed’s Neptune Collonges? perhaps – a winning snack!”


Zac’s Master – he’s riding Calgary Bay, “The Winners Circle?”
Asked sly Flumpy on her Deep Purple.
“Nay, nay, “ thus answered maid-up’s Black Apalachi.
“Tis near Slinky Kate’s Vic Venturi.

We’ll all meet at the Pasta’s Planet of Sounds Gate
With the bells a’tinkling, always chiming
The Club’s doors are open; it’s never too late
We’ll run a furlong or two for our timing.

Off the runners hurried, one and all
To “The Castle’s 50’s” stalls,
Their colours beautifully flying, ever so rational
For the Castle’s Tailcock Grand National

May the riffle winner take all.

[ladyalex]

Tank you for yru concern, Jumbo. I am taking your comment in what I am sure is the spirit it is intended.

I am indeed avoiding all comestibles at the moment.

lordalex , sadly is similarly afflicted as we had the same meal last night....no, we did not share it as an economy measure, though with our gas bills...mutter, mutter....

[DTCwordfan]

(oh and the tailcock type - that was added too). Another full flagon, my Good Buttle Panthera Leo....thank you.

[ladyalex]

What an ode, DT. Truly magnificent.

May I draw your attention to a local competition that may be of interest to you ?
The prize is a quarter stone of sausages, so we are talking high stakes here.
http://www.dundeetour...es_of_mcgonagall.html

[Lie-in King]

A marvellous ode sir! Your flagon...

[Mamyalynne]

May I respectfully point out to all partakers of the buffet - I did not cook the aforementioned 'dodgy' meal.

[DTCwordfan]

Me thanks you, good Lady A......to find a pronter noo...

[ladyalex]

You most certainly did not, Mamya. Your culinary skills are beyond compare.
It was a local hostelry to which lordalex and I repaired for a simple repast ...that'll teach us.

[DTCwordfan]

which fair institution was that, my Lady A - the Badgers *** or the Festering Farters, so we all know which one to avoid.....

[DaisyNonna]

For the rifle I have, A quaich, an unused cartridge of brown ink and a lollipop (lime flavoured, licked once).
Evening friends.