Just go with the flow Percy, no one actually knows what's going on, this is the place for the bemused, bewildered and just (as in my case) plain daft. Good evening to all.
In view of the fact that I worship at the Team of the Camp Nou, I shall refrain from your (usually) most delicious Tailcocks Mama and partake of the most excellent brew which I carry in a tartan thermos concealed within the depths of my reticule. The coach and pair will return for me later (still have the "injury") should I disappear betwixt now and 10.00 fear not I shall be in some quiet corner watching Pep's final game at the Camp Nou...