Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder.


What delights will this evening hold for us all ?
Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous buttling (later as he is detained elswhere...no word of any butcher lady, though, thank goodness), an ode from the bard and news from all, of course.)


For tonight's raffle , so far I have:

A tin of Ox Blood shoe polish (unopened)
A small feather duster for cleaning small crevices
Six blue cardigan buttons (well, you don't have to use them for a cardigan, that's just where I got them)
Fifteen toilet rolls (Izal, the hard stuff...very good for comb and paper )

[flump1]

I do believe the otter has been invited to join the poker game with croc and his cat . I stumbled upon them when I refilled my tailcock a few moments since. And that llama ...getting over friendly with a stray feather boa.

[Mamyalynne]

The winning colours are....


57
11
43
16
87
90
44
38

[Mamyalynne]

Well it is Spring Flump, and all that.

[BigMac]

Can I resurrect a very old joke?

I had a chicken tarka last night, like a chicken tikka, but a little 'otter.

[Mamyalynne]

Wahay!!

[nungate]

Spring has sprung, the grass is riz......I wondered where that llama wis...
well it's gotta rhyme!
He's supposed to be visiting his family in the Trossachs as I've been using the coach and pair owing to my "injury"
How long does it take for a pulled muscle to heal anyway?

[Mamyalynne]

Depends how far you pulled it and where to.

[DaisyNonna]

I really do think that so many problems in present day life could be overcome if only schools would bring back spelling lessons. My toad is unable to differentiate which lady from witch lady. He also keeps enumerating the digits on his feet.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh Big Mac, pull the otter one or "couch" it in something else.....

[nungate]

Couldn't pull it too far - it hurts

[BigMac]

At least give me credit for flagging it's age, unlike some on here!!!

[DTCwordfan]

all rather fishy to me.......

[DaisyNonna]

Mussels are very wary of being pulled. They are very attached to their rocks. I would also be upset to be parted from my diamonds.

[nungate]

I didn't mean to pull it, I was only going upstairs climbed three steps, yelled and best beloved came running - didn't know he could still run like that! No rocks. Sparkly or otherwise

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I won the cardigan buttons.

[DTCwordfan]

I am off up the hill to see the Moonie out there.....and unearth the Kindle for a few minutes....

Night to you all.

[nungate]

Night DT

[flump1]

Good night to you all till next week , I am away to my hammock. Try to stay well and take care of yourselves. I have my poncho and a long journey to wend my way back to the glorious ( wet and windy ) Island .

[DaisyNonna]

Nungate, a fast ambulatory well beloved! How wonderful. You really need to be a barnacle! Do you need me to weave a little magic or are you enchanting enough?

[nungate]

Night Flump, safe journey. Have you remembered your otter?