Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to our weekly get-together for fun frolics and felicity.

The weather is being much kinder to us this week, so all members are reminded to wear sunscreen at all times.

The heating is off and it is time for the annual boiler-scrape and polish. Any volunteers are asked to sign up as a lack of volunteers will lead to conscription.

This week's raffle prizes include

a flue brush (handy for the boiler-scrape)
six black plastic rubbish bags (ditto)
a small set of step ladders, hardly wonky at all (ditto again)
half a tin of Zebo (ditto again again)

[lady-janine]

hi there all - we have had some rain this evening but although it is now gey overhead it seems to have become dry outside. so i'm ready for the party.

my offerings for the raffle tonight are:
large piece of bubblewrap - very therapeutic
9 x floor tiles
potato masher with slightly damaged (broken) wooden handle
8 non-matching plates and
a duplicate copy of last weeks radio times.

i can also bring some home made elderflower presse for the tailcock

[ladyalex]

Hello nungate. I'm sure your llama will be made most welcome in the stables.

A tin of brasso sounds good.....hope I win it...

Excelsior...hang in there it will come to you ...it comes to us all....

[nungate]

I shall cross my fingers and eyes for you Mama in the fervent hope that you will have your heart's desire

[ladyalex]

Hello lady janine...marvellous prizes...

[ladyalex]

I have no need of Marigolds...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, misses nungate & lady-janine - a bucket & a flagon...

[lady-janine]

so glad you like them

please my i have my tailcock i have brought along my bucket as stiplulated on the invitation?

[nungate]

If you would be so kind your majesty.

Excelsior, don't worry, you'll soon get the hang of things, now come in and take the weight off your garters

[Lie-in King]

Apologies, miss - I was unaware that the bucket had become the standard measure...

[lady-janine]

LiK maybe not for everyone else but for me to share with all at lj towers absolutely essential 'm afraid.

would it be in order for me to suggest that any goodies laft over from the reffla should be donated to the charity shop in the Radio Play?

[owdhamer]

Good evening mi lady,is it true you have your t s out, i have for the raffle the contents of an unattended barby.

[lady-janine]

excelsior - hope you are feeling more relaxed now. taking your gaiters off and wallowing in the squidgy Abers mud is so good for you.feeling it between your toes you make you feel truly happy.

[lady-janine]

owdhamer what are you suggesting?

[Mamyalynne]

Lady J you make it sound transcendental .

Owd??? What did you say!!

[excelsior-1]

i give up

[Lie-in King]

Probably for the best, sir - another flagon of Scorchio?

[owdhamer]

I heard a rumour of ah hedonistic lifestyle

[ladyalex]

I resemble that remark, owdhammer.
As if I would ...


Just been watching the Russian Grannies...I do hope they win.

We will have to have a vote on the leftover raffle prizes...usually there's a rollover....

[nungate]

Don't do that Excelsior. Stay with it, it'll get even dafter!

[ladyalex]

a hedonistic lifestyle ?
If only.