Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to our weekly get-together for fun frolics and felicity.

The weather is being much kinder to us this week, so all members are reminded to wear sunscreen at all times.

The heating is off and it is time for the annual boiler-scrape and polish. Any volunteers are asked to sign up as a lack of volunteers will lead to conscription.

This week's raffle prizes include

a flue brush (handy for the boiler-scrape)
six black plastic rubbish bags (ditto)
a small set of step ladders, hardly wonky at all (ditto again)
half a tin of Zebo (ditto again again)

[nungate]

Anything you like Excel, anything you like.................

[Lie-in King]

My apologies, miss nungate - the llama hoodwinked everyone into believing he had permission to use your debit card...

[Mamyalynne]

How is the buffet folks??

[nungate]

I'll string him up by the pompoms! Excuse me, I have an appointment in the stables

[Lie-in King]

Delicious, Matron - although a couple of guests have asked what the meat on the left has been cured of...

[ladyalex]

Magnificent as always, Mamya...your talent for combining unusual ingredients has not failed you ....I'm particularly partial to the pilchard and rhubarb salad...a feast for the eyes as well as the palate.

[nungate]

Cured? Was it ill?

[Mamyalynne]

Cheeky Butler, very funny - suffice to say there is no Llama in the cured meat platter.

[ladyalex]

There may be some for next week though, once nungate has finished with it....

[nungate]

I have a lovely set of multicoloured pompoms as an addition for tonight's raffle - llama is in disgrace, and he has forfeited the right to wear them! I have recovered my debit card and he is sulking in the corner. When he gets home he is confined to the stable until he writes out 100 times "I must not use the debit card without permission"

[slinky.kate]

good evening,i am not in disguise just a bit scorched,been down to troon beach today and it was jumping,for the riffle-raffle i have brought 12 ice cubes(melted)
i chelsea bun and a cd of 'god save the queen'now lets see if these scorchios blend in with me.

[Lie-in King]

Another flagon, miss? You appear to have had a bit of a ♫Llama-llama ding-dong♫

Hee hee.

[ladyalex]

Hello kate. Nice of you to drop by.

Did you get broon in Troon ?

Thanks for the prizes.

[Lie-in King]

Hello miss kinky! How nice to see you - I have taken the liberty of bringing you an extra-chilled flagon...

[flump1]

Nungate , how fortunate you have recovered your card with little damage to it ......or funds. I was thinking along the lines of becoming a llama owner. However since it has now be proven that they can be as mischievous as an alpaca , I will stick to my trusty old nag.

[excelsior-1]

this gets more confusing by the minute.

i must be missing something ... therefore am not qualified to join in this - whatever.

i'll go

[nungate]

He's not normally this naughty Flump, he's just fallen in with bad company not sure who the major culprit is - the cat - the croc - the otter or some other member of the assorted menagerie.
I shall be keeping him at home for the next few weeks I think...

[Mamyalynne]

Agoutis are far less bother and so portable too.

Oh Excelsior if it is not for you we understand.

[slinky.kate]

hello lady A,more burnt i think,(i liked your broon in troon)thank you lik.how hospitabbbble of you,my'lovely' and chilled the way i like it.So lady A.when will you be having the annual outing,you have left it late this year,are you open to suggestions???

[polar-bear]

Evening all. Hope you are all well. I have some nippon and slug pellets for the raffle. this hot weather is not good for me.