As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.
Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:
1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)
Who hath an AB book
Hath Castle friends at hand,
And tailcocks and nibble gear
At their command;
And Lady J's rich estates,
If they but look,
Are held by them
Who hath a book.
Who hath an AB book
Hath but to drink and read
And they may be
A Lady, indeed.
Their kingdom is
Their inglenook
All this is they
Who hath an AB book.
DT I think you should be the resident Bard. I know you wouldn't get paid (they aren't going to pay me for all this work I have done tonight), but I'm not bitter!
DT, am paranoid about running out of books to read on a Bank Holiday, a Sunday or after 7pm. So I have my Kindle! Stress level alleviated. Now lack of alcohol needs to be addressed. Please Ten.