Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once again to all members old and older.


Tonight's raffle prizes so far include

One ticket for a talk on St Pancras Statio Past and Present. Unused.  (Kindly donated by gness who cannot be present)

Two tickets for the Gala Magic Show at the Edinburgh Magic Fest (used, but they are magic)

Three bars of imperial leather soap 1967 vintage


Last week's speaker from the Society for Psychic Research was unavoidably detained by an exorcism in Ecclefechan but has promised to try to make it here tonight, if she can get her teeth back in.

[Mamyalynne]

Roll up roll up, come and get Zapped they're lovely.

[tonyav]

Wow luverly, can't beat a good Zapping. A full bucket for me your matronship.

[ladyalex]

Tony is buttling tonight, LJ so I am sure he will be able to supply you with uplift !
Sorry you feel in need...

I feel that it will take more than Old SPice to overcome the skunk's difficulties, Tony.

[tonyav]

Yes your maamship, I am doing my best to keep up, but they are emptying their buckets faster than I can refill them.

[ladyalex]

AH...that old trick...LiK usually complains of that.
As I said before, just do what you can, tony, do what you can...

[excelsior-1]

good evening gracious hostess, and all others present.

please forgive my tardiness - my velocipede would not start, my raccoon is supposed to be a good mechanic, but he was as useful as a chocolate fire-guard.

my contributions for the falafel are as follows:-

a plate of falafel
my late father's badminton raquet
an authorisation slip from my boss for a day off work
a signed photo of emma watson
another of my starship models (this time it's a k'vort class klingon battle cruiser)
a squirty/plunger thing for alba's atomiser.

one pint of zapp please, two ice cubes.
i'll go and sit nest to maggie, and share some food with her.

[tonyav]

Sorry excel but I only serve Zapp in flagon or buckets, will your Raccoon be joining the Blackjack game going on in the stables Sir.

[excelsior-1]

a bucket then, thank you

the raccoon stayed at home - again

he's addicted to facebook

[Mamyalynne]

These animals are having a high old time tonight.

More buckets filled

[lady-janine]

sis your kindness is all that one could ask.

[sunny-dave]

Evening XL5 - 'long live and prosper'

Oi Butler - me flagons got a hole in it ...

[ladyalex]

Hello excel, how lovely to see you again. And such prizes !

Perhaps the butler will win the klingon battle cruiser...I have his tickets safe about my person.
Hope I win the sick note.

[ladyalex]

I meant the regular butler, of course, not the plumber butler-substitute.

[tonyav]

Then I will replace it with a bucket, dear Liza dear Liza a bucket err sorry I mean dave. Also your matronship that remark did not go straight over my head, the one about the animals having a high old time.

[petal54]

just back to say bon whatsit,as back on court soon,see yall next week x

[excelsior-1]

thank you m'lady.

i've brought more than the usual number of prizes because i know i'll not be able to attend next week. the reason being..
i shall be having an early night - as i'm to get up at ridiculous-o'clock on sunday to perform crowd marshalling duty as the olympic torch comes through my town

[ladyalex]

Good night, petal.
Keep your balls in the air, now.

Do you get a shiny star for being a marshal, excel ?

[tonyav]

Erm, your maamship I am going to have to forgo my buttleing duties now and say good night to all of your very fine guests as my skunk and I have to leave now.

[excelsior-1]

good night petal and tony

[Mamyalynne]

Have baked some more crusty rolls for the lamb ragout dipping thereof. Have brewed more Zapp!