Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once again to all members old and older.


Tonight's raffle prizes so far include

One ticket for a talk on St Pancras Statio Past and Present. Unused.  (Kindly donated by gness who cannot be present)

Two tickets for the Gala Magic Show at the Edinburgh Magic Fest (used, but they are magic)

Three bars of imperial leather soap 1967 vintage


Last week's speaker from the Society for Psychic Research was unavoidably detained by an exorcism in Ecclefechan but has promised to try to make it here tonight, if she can get her teeth back in.

[ladyalex]

Well, there do not appear to be any plumbing jobs tonight....

[Mamyalynne]

just nipped off to stir the ragout - sob!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, if your maamship has my good self in mind for tonight's vacancy in the butlership dept, it is only fair that I tell your maamship that I will have leave in approx 1 hour to collect daughter No 2 from her place of employment.

[polar-bear]

Evening All,

Hope you are all well. For the roffle I have brought a clock with one hand missing. It keeps good time though. At the moment it is 20 past something.

[petal54]

would you like some of our herbedash for the ragout,Mamya?

[tonyav]

Your matronship, could I possibly have some of your raggy rag root please, oh and also another bucket of Zapp please.

[ladyalex]

Well, do what you can , Tony.

Welcome PB. Your clock is most acceptable.
Hope I win it.....I'm sure I have a hand that would fit somewhere.

Mamya, try to bear up. Have some Zapp!

[petal54]

am getting eggsausted,too old to still be a ball 'boy' at wombledon,may fade away soon

[ladyalex]

Too much scrambling about , petal ?

[Mamyalynne]

Come and dip yer bread the ragout is lovely.

[sunny-dave]

mmmm - fasten the bib behind me whilst I dip in the gravy - mustn't get the desinger togs grubby (there's a deposit on them) ...

[tonyav]

Will do my best your maamship. My skunk has just made a complaint to my good self about the lack of gambling tonight your maamship !

[lady-janine]

good evening my sister and all of you.

for the reffle tonight i have on offer:
some used rufflet tape (still usuable)
one very sticky keyboard (crtsy of a large glass of cointreau)
1 bookend in the shape of a lion
3 useful plates not quite up to gness's required standard.

i do hope that some of these re acceptable. I also hope that it is convenient for me to park the llama round the back of the bar.

[maggiebee]

Really Tony? - thought I just heard someone say "you've had yer chips"

[ladyalex]

What kind of a deposit, dave...if it isn't rude to ask ?

TOny, I'm sorry if your skunk doesn't have a gaming partner. I am not responsible for that area... Perhaps the croc and the frog are ostracising him ..we can all guess why....

[tonyav]

Was her maamship who said that, maggie.

[ladyalex]

Hi LJ
Thank you so much for the raffle prizes.

Hope I win the keyboard, I'm sure Mamya or LiK could clean it up....they're dab hands with the old Mr Sheen

[ladyalex]

I resemble that, tony.
I call them French Fries, or occasionally Freedom Fries...

[tonyav]

But your maamship I have equipped him with a bottle off Old Spice.

[lady-janine]

i am in great need of a uplift. bucket at the ready - right to the top please.