Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

Carriages at Midnight.

[queenofmean]

plenty of room excel :)
lol mum its not been too bad but it desperately needs to pop but its gonna be a major ouch, maybe if they hand't screwballed my lumbar punctures i'd be fine..maybe they had too many silly sailors too!

its between 4-5C here DT

[petal54]

evening all,am more off planet than usual,mother driving us nut,her house sale gone pear shaped,so she thinks all people from Oz are low lifes

[tonyav]

G,day, petal.

[nungate]

Oh dear Petal, you must be fed up with it all, come sit by the fire and have a Silly Sailor!

[petal54]

sorry to any Ozzies out there,son in law an Ozzy.

[petal54]

a hot toddy would be most welcome,thank you

[DTCwordfan]

stoke up the fire and throw a stickie on it.........

[queenofmean]

oohh no i don't do fires DT lol

[DTCwordfan]

hello petal......muvvers love em, especially when they are gaga - mine is just having a love affair with Huw Edwards............or she thinks she is. Poor old Huw, what has he done to deserve that, or maybe it's the price of being with the Beeb at the moment.

[DTCwordfan]

well one does have staaarf for that sort of thing.........

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, Huw Edwards DT.

[DTCwordfan]

any more "sailor" - Igor, please.......

[nungate]

A bucket or glass DT?

Igor!

[petal54]

mum got over captain kirk a few years back,thankfully,we just steal her tomato plants

[tonyav]

I'm afraid it was Barry Gibb with my mom back in the night fever days.

[DTCwordfan]

a silver pail would be nice, the flagon seems to have been lost in the move....

watch out, petal, your mum may be chasing excelsior....

[tonyav]

A bucket for me as well please, maam.

[nungate]

Seems like I'm not alone. My mum swears blind that she has worked with the Hairy Bikers and met Andre Rieu!

[DTCwordfan]

You haven't booked Rod Stewart to appear this evening, have you, nungate?

By the way you are in the Gness diaries......

[nungate]

Igor! IGOR! Buckets all round