Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

Carriages at Midnight.

[queenofmean]

i need a bathtub of silly sailor...i need to drown my sorrows :(

[nungate]

What have you done now?

[DTCwordfan]

thought you were a happy bunny, QoM.......

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, whats happened ?

[queenofmean]

there is ony 2 more 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! episodes of CSI:MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaisyNonna]

I had the joy of studying Latin and Greek. Really useful in the job market. Not however as useful as my degree. Central Grammar had a good debating team, King Edwards had the best dances.

[tonyav]

You'll get over it, qom.

[nungate]

Then end of CSI Miami? You're unbelievable, it's only a tv show!!!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

flicks hand under hair and upwards.

rolls eyes and throws head back

opens mouth wide and shouts out

GAAAAWD

Give me and the Gal a cold bucket of tailcock!

[tonyav]

It would have been Queen Mary's for you then Daisy if you had lived in my neck of the woods.

[DaisyNonna]

Alcohol now, please. Oh, those poor pretty schoolboys!

[tonyav]

Good night all, and thank you for a very pleasant evening maam.

[queenofmean]

Lol i know tony but....god help me and everyone if they end NY!!

[excelsior-1]

Live long and prosper, tony

[DaisyNonna]

Slaap lekker Tony

[DTCwordfan]

Night tony......

[Mammar]

Well I'm back out of the hot tub
A little prunelike, I fear, but my cleavage is back to the right colour.
Have I missed the roffle?

[nungate]

Time to draw the rofl folks.

Does everyone have their ticket?


then I shall begin................................Tonight'
s
winning number is....






Blue

Who has the blue ticket?



The winning colours

37
6
46
39
14

All winning tickets should be presented to Belle in the vestibule and you can collect your prizes


67

[DTCwordfan]

Nope - no blue, only my tongue.....that sailors must have blue curacao in it....

[queenofmean]

nungate.....i thought we got rid of that??