Just A Few Thoughts, Some Old, Some New.

[starone]

Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
But thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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The irony of life is that, By the time you're old enough to know your way around, You're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time
To think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

[excelsior-1]

some good

some profound

some true

happy new year

[starone]

Thanks excelsior and the same to you. My mother always said may all your troubles be little ones (I think there may be a double meaning to that, knowing my mother).

[Psybbo]

Love them all ol

[marval]

Very good Star

[zebo]

Frustration is also putting on the spare pair of glasses because you couldn't find the original pair, going out and getting some odd looks because the original pair is pushed up onto your head!

[Chipchopper]

I too, was taught to respect my elders, until one day one fell right in front of my truck
Luckily I had a saw on board, so I cut it up and took it to the local tip ;0)