Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[nungate]

Ladeez an' chenelmen Tonight's first bout of Polar bear wrestling will be commencing in a few minutes, would all those interested in attending this spectacle (a first for Nungate Towers) hurry along to the ballroom where the bout is about to begin.

The walrus wanging will be held on the East Lawn overlooking the lake in about half an hour, as soon as we get the floodlights working

I thankyew

[murraymints]

Don`t feel too good...where's Tone`s bucket...? quick!....

[lcg]

nungate....i live with 2 boys, so their ironing skills are laughable. i honestly haven't ironed anything since 2009 for a job interview. i'm trying to steel myself to do it, but keep piking out! oi....tony! stop rolling.....the others are going to guess that we have been naughty already this evening and i plan to go back down the garden later (nungate towers' shrubbery is ace for hiding in). be normal! x

[abstibus]

Lcg
Why did you have to iron in the job interview? Was there a pressing need?

[tonyav]

Well I'll try lcg.
minty give me time to empty it first lol.

[lcg]

arf, arf, annemollie. yep....had to do hospital corners and hand washing as well (i'm a nurse!). the things we get up to (eh, tone?!) x

[excelsior-1]

oh good .. the entertainment begins

would you care to accompany me, sibton?

[DaisyNonna]

Ny son is much better at ironing than me. TA uniform! Shame he moved out.

[tonyav]

Shhhhhhhh, lcg 1.

[lcg]

ooh, excel! chest as well.....i am soooooo over excited i could pop!!!! x x x

[Psybbo]

Thank you excel and QoM will take your other arm

[nungate]

Who wants to be normal? No fun in that!

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy, all those in the forces seem to be very good with an iron.

[nungate]

I seem to be behind everything tonight

[queenofmean]

I'm stuck behind Tony and his bucket Sibton...I'll catch you up on the lawn

[lcg]

nungate, you are the perfect hostess (as always). it's the rabble who have turned up tonight (me included, of course) causing problems. dt???? you dancin'? or what? x

[excelsior-1]

i am indeed privileged tonight

[nungate]

All the forces are good at weilding an iron Tony? Does this mean Queenie's sailor could prove to be useful about the house?

[queenofmean]

well he won't be useful in THIS house mum

[DTCwordfan]

probably nungate as they used to have to iron the deck of the Ark Royal ready for the planes to land....so expect everything flattened.