Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[DTCwordfan]

may try some of that - one thing I haven't eaten is walrus.....tried whale but a bit big for the plate.

[tonyav]

Have another Nungate Noggin minty and you'll feel better.

[nungate]

We specified only vegetarian polare bears, (can't have the wrestlers eating the wangees)

[nungate]

bit difficult to fit a whale in the fryer..........not to mention vats and vats of batter!

[tonyav]

Wouldn't leave a lot of room for the chips either nungate !.

[DaisyNonna]

How about the whale in the cut Tony?

[nungate]

so true Tony, so true

[tonyav]

Has anybody ever caught it though Daisy ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Doubt it. Keeps on going round and round!

[nungate]

bound to get dizzy sometime Daisy, then you grab him

[tonyav]

Never mind, were having a whale of a time anyway here at nungate towers.

[excelsior-1]

whale meat again
don't know where, don't know wnen

[DaisyNonna]

Think it is spoken for.

[tonyav]

By whom, Daisy ?.

[nungate]

I hope everyone has a good time at Nungate Towers.
That is our aim.

Have to say queenie has retired for the evening, (no stamina) I trust you will be tucking her in Excel?

[DTCwordfan]

she must prepare for her laser, nungate mum........

[DaisyNonna]

Trying to decide whether nungate meant you or the whale.
Obviously by someone who does not get tyred easily

[tonyav]

Ah righto Daisy, well I'm tyred out now lol.

[DTCwordfan]

You are always exhaust-ed, tony....

[excelsior-1]

of course ... if she wishes