Three Of A Kind...

[Jemisa]

John was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for himself...
"So he took wheels from an MG, a radiator from a Spitfire, some panels and bumpers from a TR6..."
"Holy Cow," interrupted his friend, "What did he end up with?"
And John replied, "Two years and probation."




Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!





A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”
The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?”
The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.”
The cop says, “Let me see it, then.”
So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies,

“Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”

[starone]

Tee-hee good ones jem.

[Svejk]

Very good, jem.

[marval]

Very good Jem.