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I Have Been Punting
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section?
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed into a tiny Ford playing the macarana and eating tortillas.
I think it was a Fiesta.
Ordered some stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
I got a herb belt for Christmas.
Complete waist of thyme.
NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest.
If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches.
I was driving around the industrial estate in my Land Rover and saw a sign on the roundabout advertising a "4 x 4 specialist" so I pulled in.
Apparently, the answer's 16.
I took my dog to a car showroom today.
I turned to him and said, "They have an interesting Range Rover."
When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
To neigh or not to neigh.
That is equestrian.
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed into a tiny Ford playing the macarana and eating tortillas.
I think it was a Fiesta.
Ordered some stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
I got a herb belt for Christmas.
Complete waist of thyme.
NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest.
If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches.
I was driving around the industrial estate in my Land Rover and saw a sign on the roundabout advertising a "4 x 4 specialist" so I pulled in.
Apparently, the answer's 16.
I took my dog to a car showroom today.
I turned to him and said, "They have an interesting Range Rover."
When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
To neigh or not to neigh.
That is equestrian.
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