Even In Disguise...

[Jemisa]

A blonde walks into an electronics shop and points to something behind the assistant ." How much is that television?" she asks." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the assistant said.
So, the girl walks out. The next day, she returns wearing a brown wig. She again approaches the counter and asks "How much is that television behind you?" The assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Again, the girl walks out. She again tries the next day, this time wearing a red wig.

She goes up to the assistant and asks "How much is that television set behind you?" The assistant again replies, "We don't sell to blondes!"Well, the girl was kind of suspicious. She asks carefully,
"How do you know I'm a blond?" The assistant looks at the girl and says...

"Because that's not a television, it's a microwave!"

[marval]

HaHa

[excelsior-1]

it may have been one of those microwave televisions

a half hour programme in 4 minutes

[tonyav]

lol.

[Svejk]

Talking of food & TV.
Can you name 5 tv programmes that are also a type of food.
One word only.

[tonyav]

Bread.

[Svejk]

That's one.

[tonyav]

Can't think of anymore. could google I suppose but thats cheating.

[Svejk]

All very well known, Tony. I bet you watched them.

[tonyav]

Probably have but I just can't think of any.

[Khandro]

Porrige

[excelsior-1]

taxi

[Khandro]

Or better still; Porridge

[Svejk]

That's 2, I can only think of 4 at the moment but I know there's 5.
It'll come to me.

[coffeeboy]

Cracker

[Svejk]

No brand names, Ex.

[Svejk]

Glad you got Cracker, that was the one I forgot.
Apologies to Jem for hi-jacking your thread.

[excelsior-1]

taxi is not a brand name, it is a product .. McVitie is the brand name

.... and who is EX?

[Svejk]

The last 2 are acronyms.

[Frank97]

M.A.S.H

[Svejk]

M.A.S.H is no.4 & no.5 is connected to it.
Don't you think McVities is a brand & Taxi is a brand name, Excel?