Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Another Saturday night and Nungate Towers has opened its doors to welcome all Mad over Fifties.
What delights have we in store this evening? Well tonight's Tailcock comes to you courtesy of Igor (our faithfull ancient retainer) who has invented a drink all on his own (he got into the Tapsters bar supplies it would seem) Igors' Chain he calls it! A lively and interesting (not to mention potent) brew of Peach schnapps, a few other spirits and fruity delights known only to Igor who refuses to divulge the exact ingredients! Queenofmean has insisted that tonight's hot plate is my meatballs in red wine with pasta, and continuing the Italian theme on the pudding trolley is a wonderful creamy tiramisu, naturally we also have on offer the cutomary selection of horses doovers (can I reiterate they did NOT come from Tesco!) and volly vonts.
Tonight we have drafted in our local band the Tone Deafs to provide the music for our revelries - I have given the Minstrels the evening off so they can attend the annual Minstrel convention on Muckleflugga.
As always, bungee jumping is available from the south tower, the hot tub is all fired up and bubbling on the north tower, the Tapster has set up the bar in the Great Hall so let our revelries commence!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Sleighs have been ordered for midnight.

[DTCwordfan]

Must be fireworks night for Rabbie at the local cemetery.....

[Mammar]

It was Minty's thong. She'll be following it shortly

[tonyav]

It's ok nungate minty is bouncing up and down on the elastic, although there seems to be something Pink and sparkly floating in the moat, wonder what that could be !.

[nungate]

Plant! Plant! There is something pink and sparkly floating in the moat would you remove it please and if possible return it laundered to its owner? Thank you

[murraymints]

oooo err...shouldn't have had meat balls AND Igors chain....fraid you'll need a mop round there after that leap.....Nanny...Nanny....it hurts !.....blood !!!! nooo....I'll never get in the ring again.....

[maggiebee]

Oohh must have missed the Hawaiian Punch - thank you Igor, don't mind if I do. Thawing out at last - maybe with another couple under my belt I'll venture forth to view the bungee jumping - and who knows?

[murraymints]

where's me thong ?....I'm sure I had it on before I came out....

[lcg]

hey peeps!!!! gatecrashing as usual, so i have brought the contents of my booze cupboard - still more absinthe and some very nice scotch (i drank the rest). anyone is welcome of a snifter, and i am reminding you tony of our usual 'date' mat the bottom of the garden shortly, after i have mingled a bit....x

[tonyav]

Minty I've got the elastoplasts in the car I'll go and get them.
can't wait to see maggie have a go.

[tonyav]

See you down at the shed in a while then lcg !!!!!

[excelsior-1]

hello lcg76

join us in the tub?

[Psybbo]

Oh dear, tony's in trouble again

[tonyav]

Has anyone got a boat hook I can borrow, I need to get ' something ' out of the moat to save mintys modesty.

[nungate]

Please note: The Hawaiian punch is non alcholic!

Hello there Icg, how are you? Isn't it a bit nippy for an assignation in the garden? you could try the cellars - just don't disturb the Towers ghose Sir Cumference

[DTCwordfan]

will a walking stick do, or what about a hoe?

[tonyav]

What is it with these sheds and women ?.

[Mammar]

Minty, please tell me you didn't pebbledash Nungate's granite on the way down. She was going to make me pay for the steeple jacks to clean it if I did. You should have borrowed Tone's bucket like me. Didn't see much on the way down, mind

[lcg]

hi excel.....i will just refuel myself and can come and join you guys in a minute. it will give me the opportunity of testing out my new bikini! i hope everyone is ok this evening x

[murraymints]

Toneeeeeee.....Toneeeeeeee...where are yoooooo ? think it's broke....!

[DTCwordfan]

Sir Cum is in is he?