Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The hallowed portals of Nungate Towers are yet again thrown wide open in welcome all the Mad over fifties out there in AB land.
Come and frivol in the Great Hall, the Tapster has concocted possibly his best ever tailcock the "Cats Whiskers" (where he found the whiskers we don't know) but he claims it is a tasty brew which packs a real kick! For those among us who abstain the demon alcohol, he has been hard at work brewing you a delightfully decadent alcohol free drink the "cats paw!" guaranteed to refresh and deliciously quaffable. The hot plate special for this evening is a warming beef casserole with dumplings, and on the pudding trolley there is a creamy rice pudding (with jam if desired) plus a variety of ice creams (Scoff the chef has been busy this week!) The Minstrels have finally managed to return from the Minstrels convention on Muckleflugga (a bit of a per adventure by all accounts) and they will again deight us with their selection of Madrigals and fugues, later on they have promised to play us their own versions of the Greatest hits of Freddie and the Dreamers! (I can't wait) We have dancing in the great hall, food in the dining room, the hot tub in the North Tower is all fired up and ready, the bungee in the South Tower is primed and awaiting it's first .... vic.. volunteer of the evening.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these doors

Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Oh gawd she's got qom's false nails, I suppose I'd better notify A&E that I'll be in later !.

[nungate]

Excel, don't worry, Plant will fish your tenner out of the moat and dry it off and return it to you - by the way did you get the sock you left in the guest wing last week?

[DaisyNonna]

Good. You know what you can do with it.

[nungate]

Tony, if you wish we can arrange a pocket size first aid kit for you to take away with you later - should tide you over until you get to A&E

[tonyav]

Thanks nungate.
But Daisy that would hurt lol.

[excelsior-1]

i did get it back, thank you

[murraymints]

Where's my coat..get off me !...I'm going home...hic...me sparkly thingy...Where's me sparkly ? ...never mind I'm off...hey you get yer Hons aff me....TAXI !

[nungate]

Now then Minty, tell your auntie Nungate what's been happening, we don't have any taxis but a carraige will be here for you presently..

[tonyav]

Minty it's in the moat again.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes.

[murraymints]

Oh noooooo......splash !......GOT IT !......I want to go to bed Tony......don't feel good n I'm all wet again.....

[nungate]

It seems to be spending a lot of time in there Tony, not to worry, it'll be fished out and laundered again - we'll take care of it - the Saga of the Pink Sparkly runs on and on and on.......


thinks Maybe I should ask LadyAlex if I can "borrow" her croc for a while..............

[nungate]

Perhaps not the best idea, Come on Minty let's get you dried off and comfy again, don't worry about the pink sparkly, we'll see to it...

[tonyav]

Hang on minty I've got the bath sheet here, I'll rub you down.
might be a good idea about the croc nungate.

[queenofmean]

Lets get the Croc mum

[nungate]

You really think so Tony? If Minty is going to dive in to the moat often I don't think the croc would be a good idea - maybe we could drain it and make a nice garden after all it doesn't actually go all the way round the Towers............

[murraymints]

I lurveyoooo Tony ..d`yooo Ken that ? Yooooo too nun...

[nungate]

Aw Minty........ blushes

[tonyav]

Yes the garden idea sounds good nungate.
Minty stop greetin you know that we all love you. did you see how Scottish I was then.

[nungate]

Afore ye ken whaur ye are ye'll hae a saltire tattoed oan yer bahookie Tony!