Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The hallowed portals of Nungate Towers are yet again thrown wide open in welcome all the Mad over fifties out there in AB land.
Come and frivol in the Great Hall, the Tapster has concocted possibly his best ever tailcock the "Cats Whiskers" (where he found the whiskers we don't know) but he claims it is a tasty brew which packs a real kick! For those among us who abstain the demon alcohol, he has been hard at work brewing you a delightfully decadent alcohol free drink the "cats paw!" guaranteed to refresh and deliciously quaffable. The hot plate special for this evening is a warming beef casserole with dumplings, and on the pudding trolley there is a creamy rice pudding (with jam if desired) plus a variety of ice creams (Scoff the chef has been busy this week!) The Minstrels have finally managed to return from the Minstrels convention on Muckleflugga (a bit of a per adventure by all accounts) and they will again deight us with their selection of Madrigals and fugues, later on they have promised to play us their own versions of the Greatest hits of Freddie and the Dreamers! (I can't wait) We have dancing in the great hall, food in the dining room, the hot tub in the North Tower is all fired up and ready, the bungee in the South Tower is primed and awaiting it's first .... vic.. volunteer of the evening.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these doors

Carriages at midnight

[nungate]

She's always been enthusiastic Excel

[queenofmean]

Its ok Excel I trust you to catch me :)

Mum its natures way of telling me to sit on my butt!!! I can't tell you where my specs are :/

[nungate]

Why am I not surprised? I swear one day they'll find Lord Lucan riding Shergar in your room...

[queenofmean]

my room isn't actually that bad thank you very much :/

[excelsior-1]

the refreshments are first rate - as usual

hey queen, fancy a tandem bungee-jump!

[nungate]

yeh......

[queenofmean]

only if you don't mind being deaf for the next week Excel LOL

[DTCwordfan]

Indeed they are delish, excel.

Nungate, I thought shergar was in Tescoes; they sell red rum there too.....

[queenofmean]

Mum...hush my old room = absolute TIP - this one is much more tidier than that so hud yer wheisht WUMAN!!

[excelsior-1]

i can vouch for that

[excelsior-1]

come on then ---- let's go scream together

[tonyav]

I think I'll have some ice cream with my next bucket.

[DaisyNonna]

"They?" The Murray Darling?

[queenofmean]

I'm coming Excel just need to put these heels away

[tonyav]

Daisy your all darlings.

[nungate]

That's what private education does for you - you can't spell in Scots!!
it's Wheesht and wumman - numpty! ;-}

[murraymints]

Darling ? You calling me tone ?....me sparkly`s all wet and soggy again..hic...have to get it off...gawd it's tight...hic....catch Igor !....oo bit chilly now....where's that pussy thingimabob....slurp slurp.....

[excelsior-1]

here we go, my lovely ......

....... EEEEEEEEEKKKK!

oof, that was amazing

[tonyav]

nungate have you got a bath sheet, quickly please minty's taking 'it' of again !.

[DTCwordfan]

Ok, I am going to take my leave of you if I may, the call of the morrow beckons. Sweet dreams to all and thank you for your generosity at the Towers, nungate....and QoM. And enjoy the bungee in this lovely toe-curdling weather...... Night all.