honey01 pity there is an (f) there notherwise we could have had:
We're walking through the air,
(ed: Tune: "The Snowman" (As in film)) We're walking through the air,
I've lost my underwear
I'm going to Mothercare
To buy
Another pair
To wear...
I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair.
The monkey bumped the skunk,
And sat on the elephant's trunk;
The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees,
And that was the end of the monk!
Ah! My dad used to sing me 'I went to the animal fair' many moons ago, only his version was 'The monkey, he got drunk and grabbed hold of the elephant's trunk'. Possibly not the right words for a young child, but that was my dad all over!