Daily Mail £1 Million Pound Prize Draw!

[ChillDoubt]

The Daily Mail is to give away £1,000,000 in a daily draw.

Terms and conditions apply: No Gays, Blacks, Unemployed, Lesbians, Disabled, Foreigners, Benefit Claimants, Travellers of any kind nor anybody earning less than £75,000 per annum.


Good luck.

[Wharton]

Are Scots counted as Foreigners?

[ChillDoubt]

Och aye!

[Wharton]

Bastards!! That wis the only thing haudin' me back :-)

[craft1948]

Guess I'm a winner then :-)

[SeaJayPea]

Sorry Craft, I think that only leaves me and AOG/Excalibur.

[craft1948]

SJP I bet you don't even buy the DM..............

[Wharton]

If I feign a very polite English accent can we go 50/50 craft? Honest hen, ah kin dae it.

[craft1948]

No chance haggis bum.............

[Wharton]

40/60 then?

[SeaJayPea]

Bang on, Craft. Can't remember ever having done so.

[Canary42]

So transexuals are OK then ?

[craft1948]

So it's just between me and AOG then..............

[Wharton]

30/70 - last offer (mibbe)

[craft1948]

Begging is so embarrassing...................oh okay.

[Wharton]

I thought you would have accepted more than 30% :-)

[craft1948]

And I thought you wouldn't believe me :-)

[Baldric]

R u really that desperate for a thread?

[Wharton]

A thread? It's a million quid we're talkin' aboot here, pal.

[Baldric]

If u say so

[Wharton]

Awfully sorry craft, momentarily drifted into the Glasgow patois there, it won't happen again, I assure you. Aye Right!!