Milkman & The Blonde

[tamborine]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
so she left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the
door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.

I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can
look young and beautiful again."

David the milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can just splash it on my
eyes."

[cupid04]

Lol! what's a milkman?

[baza]

must be a girl from Brentwood (TOWIE)

[starone]

I've got a milkman, calls three times a week, so they are about somewhere. I've got a window cleaner too, and I am hoping to get a gardener (a lady) in the near future. I am very fortunate! Lol, tamborine.

[baza]

I've got a window cleaner who also cleans my guttering for a cup of tea.

[Chipchopper]

"His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milk float in the west"

I'm showing my age now :-/

[aelmpvw]

blimey baza, mine charges 20 quid to do the gutterings

[Hopkirk]

Do you want it pasteurised, because pasteurised is best.
Ernie I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest.

[zebo]

Another example of declining standards, that joke used to be Cleopatra!