A Confession

mrs_overall | 18:26 Tue 26th Feb 2013 | ChatterBank

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Many moons ago two small girls decided they wanted to bake potatoes over an open fire. They each stole a potato from their respective homes and the taller one of the two girls stole a box of her dad's matches. They gathered kindling but as it was a windy day they could not light the fire on the waste ground. They found a more sheltered spot and the taller (and more attractive) girl lit the fire. It was soon blazing away merrily. Unfortunately the sheltered spot they had chosen was at the back of a wooden garage, which was also soon merrily blazing away. The two girls naturally legged it.
The local paper reported the incident as a deliberate arson attack and the garage and car inside were completely destroyed.
No suspects were ever identified. Phew.

Ann86

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B00

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left the spuds??? That's criminal that is!

18:29 Tue 26th Feb 2013

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B00

And the spuds??

mrs_overall

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The theft of the spuds went undetected. They were probably incinerated

shoota

Hand yourself in....

Mick-Talbot

It's never too late to inform the authorities.

vodkancoke

Lol :)

nungate

No evidence then?

wolf63

Do you feel better now that you have confessed? Track down the owner of the garage and tell him how this incident blighted your life and pay the damages plus interest.

Sell your story to the Daily Mail - much better idea. :-)

B00

left the spuds???

That's criminal that is!

tonyav

LOL, the cops are on there way now, taller ( and more attractive girl ).