First Time I've Tried This On Here.

[giveup]

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BEST SENIOR JOKE EVER


A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says,



"Please come over here and help me



I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished ?"

The little silver-haired lady says,



"According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.



She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle



spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,



then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,



"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going



to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly,



I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,



and then," he said with a deep sigh ..............
















"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."














































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[chelle7272]

Lol did not see that one coming, very good!

[giveup]

I copied and pasted it,but could not condense it so it took up a lot of space.

[excelsior-1]

brilliant

i look forward to the next installment next week (after all - it is a cereal)

[Gizmonster]

Haha nice one ....... and a big *groan* to excelsior-1 :P

[marval]

lol, good answer excel.

[puternut]

A week later she called the neighbour over again as she was really proud that she had finished another jigsaw.

'And it only took me 6 days' she boasts.

When he sees it the puzzle has only got 20 pieces!!

'Why do you think 6 days is a quick time?' he asks

'Well on the box it says '2-3 years''

[cupid04]

Q] What do ghosts add to their cereal?


A] Booberries!

[Svejk]

Expect,next time she rung, she got a frostie reception.