Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[tonyav]

Good evening qom, is that he in your avatar ?.
Hi ya minty, have you seen my cigars anywhere as I haven't been able to find them since last Sunday and my errrrrrrm bottle of special medicine ?.

[nungate]

Hello Minty you never seem to have a quiet week do you? I beleive some keys were found in the empty moat. Before refilling it, we are fitting some underwater lights and putting a fresh lining on the sides and bottom.

Hi there Daisy, I hope you didn't fly tonight, not the best flying conditions, if you did, there's a nice fire in the snug if Eric needs to thaw out.

Glad you made here, such a trip Excel, I hope the hot chocolate is to your liking...

[queenofmean]

You are more than welcome to stay Excel - plus as joint key holder for the Tardis...its not like we can go anywhere :(

[queenofmean]

evening tone - yes that is himself in my avatar

[excelsior-1]

take care, mrs_o

[tonyav]

Pssssssssst Iluvspikey shhhhhhhhhhhhush I'll sort it out, but remember I don't give refunds.

Goodnight mrs o.

[nungate]

Oh, Mrs. O before you go. Would you be an angel and try on this yellow marigold - purely for elimination purposes of course.


Igor, would you be so kind as to fetch the ossifer and the glove please?

[excelsior-1]

are we having the un-veiling ceremony for the chocolate locker this evening?

[tonyav]

Very good photo qom, reminds me of when I was a kid, I have a cousin 8 years older than me who joined the Royal Navy aged 16 and seeing that uniform reminds me of how he used to look when he would come home on leave.

[Iluvspikey]

don't care about a refund - we could say we found it....a box of King Edward no. 7 cigars, and 4 litres of spirits of your choice if you help me pull it towards nungate tonight

[Igor61]

Harrummmph fetch this Igor, fetch that Igor

Coming Mistress

[tonyav]

It's a deal.

[excelsior-1]

you have yourself a very lucky young man there, queen

[murraymints]

...Thats better thanks belle...for the roffi I have a nurses fob watch...a nursey uniform ..small...half a mars bar...and a handful of valium....nun...Queenie there you are....did you get rid of the ambulance Igor..? Another bucket I think..slurp..rather nice this....where's the volly vonts ??

[nungate]

Ah yes Excel, Belle is putting the finishing touches to the little curtains as we speak. I thought it would be nice to wait until Mammar arrives before doing the unveiling

[DaisyNonna]

I did fly in, no rain or snow, just perishing cold. Eric and Malkin are more than pleased to be able to use the snug.
Oh for a quick trip on the back of a motor bike! Give poor Eric a rest.

[excelsior-1]

of course, that is only proper. (i have settled the bill for the plaque)

[queenofmean]

Aww Tony :)

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, I used to be a Sea Ranger, not easy in the middle of Brum. Still got the hat.

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening Igor, nungate and QoM and fellow nutters.

Returned from the funeral pyre called Cardiff last Saturday having decided to get out of Taffy City on the double to make the 2nd half of Les Escargots against the Mel-Gibson Bravehearts. Plenty of the grape juice for that.

Therefore the riffle includes:

One spent ticket for the Millenium Stadium
One broken seat saying "Gareth Edwards farted here"
A second seat, "Katheryn Jenkins' cheeks sat here."
One beer glass
One torn Wales-England programme
One case of empty French and Rioja bottles
One broken drive shaft for an A3
One spent AA card
One piece of concrete from the A303.
One motorway bollard.
One deflated rugby ball.