Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[DaisyNonna]

Amongst others, including Brookvale.
Careful of leading questions to Minty.

[Igor61]

Madame, whispers Shall I implement Plan B yet?

[DTCwordfan]

Isn't the hot tub covered in ice....Igor could use it for the tailcocks next week if you have a salt cellar, nungate, or has that been converted to a "shhhh you know what" room, nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

[tonyav]

Ah Brookvale Daisy.

[lady-janine]

hello everyone. is there room for me?

[tonyav]

And a very good evening to you your Ladyship.

[murraymints]

Tone....slurp.....you left me with the goats all night ...wail....I'd be a gonner if that nice Wills lad hadn't rescued me....slurp...you were with her weren't you....you were !..I'm off to the hot tub ...get nice and warm in the bubbles.....just another wee bucket I think....this snowy drink thingy rather nice....the goats will never be the same again...they finished off that stuff in the bottles....must get the vet to take a look...slurp...

[nungate]

There's always room for you at the Towers Lady J

Shall I have Igor fetch you an Arctic Blast?

[queenofmean]

hello lady J :)

Excel....I'll be up in a sec

[polar-bear]

By the way, my boys won again today. It wasn't pretty but they all count.

[DaisyNonna]

Plenty of room, the tailcocks are delicious.
Pleasant memories Tony?

[lady-janine]

that would be lovely nungate thank you.

[Igor61]

Haaaarrrummmph more bleedi' fetchin' and carryin'

Yes Madame.

A tailcock madame? ................

[DTCwordfan]

hi Lady J, from this warm sea-clad county of ours where the sun shines on the righteous and prevents us from too much exposure to the wild winter excesses of northern heathen lands.

[lady-janine]

who has tone been playing around with minty? he promised me he would be true to you.

[DTCwordfan]

what's the opposite of the word cuckold for I don't think that our Tone has done that to you, minty, making you a female cuckoldress or whatever the word is?

[DTCwordfan]

Igor, have a sip of the Arctic and chill out.............

[lady-janine]

huh all i can say DTC is that there are not many righteous people down yere given the amount of sun we have had lately. more like 'im upstairs venting his anger on the inbreeding with hail and rain. all we need now is brimstone.

[queenofmean]

I may be some time...OH is on the Mowbli

[Igor61]

haaaaarummmmph easy for you to say Mr DT .... might sneak a quick bucket though....