Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[Igor61]

Mr DT, sir, the moat is empty. It was stolen week before last. The local constabulary are looking into it. I have my own idea as to the culprit, so there cannot be anything floating in the moat. Maybe the workmen have left some stuff behind, sir

[DaisyNonna]

Stud excel?

[murraymints]

Da De didi De da de da !!! Triple spin jump with scissors coming up....hic...look look....hic....

[DTCwordfan]

Nungate's drawn up the bridge and flooded the moat,
She's clanged shut the iron gates of her mind.

Pulled down the shutters on the Towers' windows to her soul.
All gates of perception, she's tried to lock bar and seal.

From whence in AB, then, this MoFC ray, penetrates her hidden desire?
which chink in her armour has given in to Igor's tailcock need?

Greed of a better self, greed of the best for others,
Boundaries of Hostess satisfaction merging, into one another.

[excelsior-1]

but of course

[Iluvspikey]

Ye gods! Looked up at the wrong time then....erm minty, love......where's your thong...not that it would cover much but.........

[murraymints]

Splash !!! Nooooooooo.......Igor Igor help ..help...the ice is melting....it's freeeeeezing in here......Belle get the robe ...it's gone again !! Hic....

[excelsior-1]

this is so relaxing ... thank you for joining me, daisy
igor is fetching us both a refill and some food

[nungate]

Oh dear Lord, what's she doing this time? The moat's empty ...... IGOR!
fetch some cushions, mattresses anything, she's going to jump again!

[DaisyNonna]

I was trying to work out your avatar. Unfortunately it could not be understud.

[Igor61]

Oh no, not again! Woman's a menace!

PLANT, CHUBB, give us a hand get those mattresses out again......

rassinfrassinidioticfemale......nissed as a proverbial .... only lemondae for her next time

[DTCwordfan]

Now I realise why Irn Bru is spelt as it is.....lemondae, well that's a new one, guess you put it in wodika.

[DaisyNonna]

I always thought she was too good to hurry. How wrong could I be?
You were saying excel?

[murraymints]

Aw ...thanks Igor...thank yooo belle...hic....loves u belle .....livin on a prayer....oh oh ...half way there....love a sing song...hic...oh oh....

[excelsior-1]

i have a large collection of avatars that i rotate through
they are all star trek insignias and space program mission insignias .. this current one us from a soviet space mission

[nungate]

Sadly, spelling is no one of Igor's strong points.....

[murraymints]

Think I'd better ..hic..get home now...Got to give the goats their..hic...medicine...tell tone I'll leave a candle in..hic...the window...is he away with that wuman again ?....oh oh ...half way theeeeare......hic...

[DaisyNonna]

How fascinating. I don't believe in Rushin things. I love dancing. Slow,slow, quick quick, slow. What is your favourite pastime?

[nungate]

Minty, I think you ought to have one our guest suites. Belle has them all ready, there's a roaring fire in every room, nice comfy beds, a nice little supper tray, all the little things you might need, why don't you pop up and have her get you set up in one. Breakfast is served whenever you like.

[excelsior-1]

well, besides being a big fan of dr who, star wars & star trek (which everyone knows) i also love the movies

i like to attend quiz nights, and also write and host some from time to time