Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time once again for Nungate Towers to open the portals for the meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties.
For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne, with rice and cornbread, and of course the customary nibbles, volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a choice of Treacle sponge and custard, or Sherry Trifle (heavy on the sherry)
The tailcock of choice this evening will be the "Nungate Sling" an interesting variation on that classic, Singapore Sling (a particular favourite of mine) The Minstrels are back again in the Gallery and tonight they are returning to their usual offerings of Madrigals and toccattas, though later on they have promised to play for us their own take on the greatest hits Boxcar Willie - could be interesting as I thought something like that would require some antiseptic, however,...........
For your further entertainment, that wonderful pair of dancers, Clarke Ruffle Horrid and his delightful dance partner, Tessie Tura the Tottenham Twirler will be giving us a dance exhibition in the ballroom followed by one to one instruction for any member wishing to take their first steps into the Terpsichorian Art. Also on offer are donkey rides down by the lake, sad to say that there can be no rally car racing round the track tonight as we are awaiting the delivery of a new rally car, since Queenie managed to write one off doing hand brake turns and ended up having an argument with a tree (she lost, so did the car....)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is ready for any unwise souls willing to jump, as always the bowling alley is primed and waiting. Igor has his chains all buffed and is standing by to welcome our guests.
Murraymints has sent her apologies, owing to an urgent family matter she will not be joining us this evening (the pink sparkly is being held by Belle in the Ladies Retiring Room awaiting her return).
Be assured a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Your only as old as you feel nungate.

[nungate]

Ah, the return of the prodigal DT. Are you referring to the greatest hits of Boxcar Willie as Muzak?

[queenofmean]

that would be about 9 then....

[MyBlackHen]

OK, I can do bonkers :)

[nungate]

well then, that makes me fifty cough going on fifteen!

[nungate]

OK the BH, you're in!

[queenofmean]

I feel like I live in a state of permanent 5year old ness

[DaisyNonna]

Sometimes think I have never grown up. Fancy a game of hopscotch, love swings and slides, enjoy making sand castles....
Enjoy make-believe.

[DTCwordfan]

Yep, but then Beethoven, Lady Gaga, Elton Bog, Lizst (always pissed), Status Quo and Cliff Richard are all muzak to me............

[queenofmean]

does that mean that Dizzee Rascal can be a member of MOFC?

[tonyav]

Ah yes Daisy Weston Super Mare, the only place where the beach turns to mud when the tide go's out !.

[DTCwordfan]

Tony, we must petition Ed then - to change "Madmen" to "Mudmen."

[nungate]

who or what is/are dizzee rascal? I only hope it isn't contagious

[tonyav]

Is that where she lives then DT ?.

[queenofmean]

Never mind mum....it would just go right over you

[lady-janine]

he's a sort singer nunnie

[nungate]

seemed like a good idea...........................at the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6JxP870P0

[DTCwordfan]

Yes...Weston-Super-Mare, an upmarket Morecambe.

I was on holiday with my wife down by the Morecambe Estuary when she disappeared into the sunset on a magical horse of some sort. Well she was there and then she was gone. That sand's sure quick.

[tonyav]

He talks ! instead of sings his songs nungate.

[lady-janine]

i'm not growing up. growing older disgracefully but not growing up. sounds like you have to conform to what other more staid people want you to do.