Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time once again for Nungate Towers to open the portals for the meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties.
For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne, with rice and cornbread, and of course the customary nibbles, volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a choice of Treacle sponge and custard, or Sherry Trifle (heavy on the sherry)
The tailcock of choice this evening will be the "Nungate Sling" an interesting variation on that classic, Singapore Sling (a particular favourite of mine) The Minstrels are back again in the Gallery and tonight they are returning to their usual offerings of Madrigals and toccattas, though later on they have promised to play for us their own take on the greatest hits Boxcar Willie - could be interesting as I thought something like that would require some antiseptic, however,...........
For your further entertainment, that wonderful pair of dancers, Clarke Ruffle Horrid and his delightful dance partner, Tessie Tura the Tottenham Twirler will be giving us a dance exhibition in the ballroom followed by one to one instruction for any member wishing to take their first steps into the Terpsichorian Art. Also on offer are donkey rides down by the lake, sad to say that there can be no rally car racing round the track tonight as we are awaiting the delivery of a new rally car, since Queenie managed to write one off doing hand brake turns and ended up having an argument with a tree (she lost, so did the car....)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is ready for any unwise souls willing to jump, as always the bowling alley is primed and waiting. Igor has his chains all buffed and is standing by to welcome our guests.
Murraymints has sent her apologies, owing to an urgent family matter she will not be joining us this evening (the pink sparkly is being held by Belle in the Ladies Retiring Room awaiting her return).
Be assured a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight.

[DTCwordfan]

Yep Tony.

[nungate]

I shall remain in blissful ignorance!

[tonyav]

Ah Morecambe, yes DT, thats where the posh people in Blackpool go for their hols.

[DTCwordfan]

blissful lunacy for me.........aaaahhhh (a tailcock please, Igor?)

[DTCwordfan]

They go to Fleetwood to go fishing, tony, and to Morecambe for a Chinese.

[lady-janine]

tony - minty has taken dad to hossie for pain relief from shingle pain.

[DaisyNonna]

Not very Wise DTC

[lady-janine]

DTC - that is a bit sick.

[tonyav]

And cockles DT.

[Igor61]

snore, snort eh? wha'? [i Drink? Oh, sorry, yes sir..... [i] yawn ]

[tonyav]

Yes lj, I saw her thread earlier, thanks.

[lady-janine]

DTC - this is something you would know - do they have cockles with their chinese?

[DaisyNonna]

Fleetwood? Is that where the raincoat comes from?

[lady-janine]

ok tone. i thought you might have missed it.

[tonyav]

Yes it is Daisy.

[nungate]

Think Igor is having a bit of bother with his italics tonight........



DT ouch!

[lady-janine]

daisy i always thought it was a Mac

[tonyav]

Hows the hand lj ?.

[DTCwordfan]

My Uncle's neighbour in Morecambe asked if he could use my uncle's lawnmower and my uncle told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my uncle's garden.

[tonyav]

I'm afraid that people keep bothering poor Igor, they keep on wanting drinks nungate !.
I could do with another bucket myself.