Quite so, ichkeria.
Having read that article it says, basically, the EU will do what it wants about each individual aspect of Scotland’s proposed membership. As in the usual EU style, let’s not trouble ourselves too much with the rules we’ll just make them up as we go along. Of course Scotland should be required to apply for membership. The rest of the EU may not want a newly created sovereign state among its number immediately until it has had an opportunity to demonstrate that it is worthy of membership. Of course it should agree to adopt the Euro, as all new member states are. Of course it should adopt Schengen as all new members states must. It is said that the Scottish people have “acquired rights” of EU membership and so those rights should continue. But those rights were acquired when they were citizens of the UK and they no longer will be under an independent Scotland..
But, of course, this is the EU. A few palms will be greased, a few agreeable dinners followed by port and cigars will be hosted (funded by the hapless EU taxpayers, natch) during which hushed discussions will take place and - Hey Presto! - all the problems will be overcome. What a farce! If it wasn't so serious I'd split my sides.