Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Hello again all you Mad Over Fifties, once again the doors of Nungate Towers have been opened to welcome you all for another meeting of AB's Over Fifties.
Tonight's hot plate special will be a delicious tarragon chicken casserole, with a variety of side dishes, creamy mash, boiled rice, veggies.....you choose! Of course we also have what has become a Mad Over Fifties tradition volly vonts and canopies! On the pudding trolley tonight we have home made brownies with ice cream and chocolate sauce, mmm yum! Our tailcock this evening will be the Hawiian Volcano! Verily a potent mix!! (best not to ask what went into it's creation) The Minstrels are once again in the gallery, tuning up ready for the usual fare of madrigals and fugues, later they will be joined by our wonderful local band, the Tone Deafs who have promised a medley of songs from the 1950's right up to the present day (I'm looking forward to their version of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater - a particular favourite of mine). We have dancing in the great hall, the bowling alley in the dungeon is primed and ready to go, (Sir Cumference is looking forward to some company this evening) Up on the North Tower the hot tub is bubbling away, of course the minis bar has been restocked (thanks again Igor) We now have a full complement of rally cars, so we have reopened the race track, the games room is set up and ready for use, a roaring fire is burning in the snug for those of you who might wish a quiet evening. I am happy to state that we finally had the unveiling of the plaque to Mammar's Chocolate Store, Igor polished his chains especially for the occasion. The ceremony of pulling the cord was awarded to Igor (he also polished the plaque so it seemed only fair) The bungee is also available of members use, though be advised it has now been moved for safety reasons (see special announcement)
In keeping with MOFC tradition there will be a rofl later.

A special announcement:
Will guests please note that the moat has a shoal of piranha fish (a security measure introduced after the moat was stolen recently) therefore swimming or diving will be at the member's own risk. The "management" strongly advise against any form of water sports in the moat.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight.

[nungate]

I don't think we have a snogging room...............there is a kissing gate at the far side of the maze by the lake............. must check the plans of this
place

[tonyav]

Yes so am I Daisy, the TV companies are pulling the strings !.
Well done Bournemouth.

[DaisyNonna]

Absolutely love daffodils, sweet peas and freesias. Unfortunately my garden prefers brambles and carex pendula. Do have a lovely patch of bluebells!

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, you are a star in the firmament. Thankyou so much. I hope you are keeping well.

[Psybbo]

Prefer the kissing gate to when Tony was under the sofa! Yep Sky dictates the fixtures - just wrong

[nungate]

Agree with all you've said about the footie fixtures - can you believe they also have a hand in when the games in Spain are televised?

[tonyav]

Oi sibo, what was going on while I was having a errrrrrm nap under the sofa ?.

[DTCwordfan]

much more romantic I guess, next to the foxgloves and ivy......as long as Nungate doesn't have any anacondas in the undergrowth.

[Igor61]

It's a pleasure Madam Daisy..... clink clink

[nungate]

You would not believe what can be found in the undergrowth! Anacondas are the least of it!

[tonyav]

Hope there aren't any nettles around that kissing gate, I haven't got over my last encounter with those things courtesy of mrs overkill.

[nungate]

I've really no idea what state most of the grounds are in Tony. We haven't been blessed with fine weather which would enable the ground staff to get out to tidy the estate. I'm sure Plant who assists Igor from time to time would be only to happy to get back to his "proper" job instead of helping out here int the Towers

[tonyav]

Glad to see that you have the job in hand nungate.
Another bucket if you please Igor, thank you.

[Psybbo]

Dance Tony? how was aunt?

[tonyav]

Don't mind if I do sibo, thanks.
she's fine thanks sibo.

[DTCwordfan]

so tony's not battered - will be when mrs overjaw gets here.....

[tonyav]

Yes DT, I have a feeling that your correct with that !.

[Igor61]

clink clink clink Madame shall I need more buckets from the silver vault?

Madame, how are the interviews for the post of Butler going? I'm starting to worry that you won't find someone suitable and I'll have to stop being the ancient family retainer and become a butler - not my career of choice Madame.

[DTCwordfan]

Could I please try a bucket of your lava lamp juice, Igor? Thank you....

[nungate]

Ah, Igor, I'll give you the key and you can collect more buckets if required. As the the Butler's position? We still haven't found anyone suitable, I submitted an ad to "The Lady" magazine only today, we may yet find someone suitable for the post