Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Hello again all you Mad Over Fifties, once again the doors of Nungate Towers have been opened to welcome you all for another meeting of AB's Over Fifties.
Tonight's hot plate special will be a delicious tarragon chicken casserole, with a variety of side dishes, creamy mash, boiled rice, veggies.....you choose! Of course we also have what has become a Mad Over Fifties tradition volly vonts and canopies! On the pudding trolley tonight we have home made brownies with ice cream and chocolate sauce, mmm yum! Our tailcock this evening will be the Hawiian Volcano! Verily a potent mix!! (best not to ask what went into it's creation) The Minstrels are once again in the gallery, tuning up ready for the usual fare of madrigals and fugues, later they will be joined by our wonderful local band, the Tone Deafs who have promised a medley of songs from the 1950's right up to the present day (I'm looking forward to their version of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater - a particular favourite of mine). We have dancing in the great hall, the bowling alley in the dungeon is primed and ready to go, (Sir Cumference is looking forward to some company this evening) Up on the North Tower the hot tub is bubbling away, of course the minis bar has been restocked (thanks again Igor) We now have a full complement of rally cars, so we have reopened the race track, the games room is set up and ready for use, a roaring fire is burning in the snug for those of you who might wish a quiet evening. I am happy to state that we finally had the unveiling of the plaque to Mammar's Chocolate Store, Igor polished his chains especially for the occasion. The ceremony of pulling the cord was awarded to Igor (he also polished the plaque so it seemed only fair) The bungee is also available of members use, though be advised it has now been moved for safety reasons (see special announcement)
In keeping with MOFC tradition there will be a rofl later.

A special announcement:
Will guests please note that the moat has a shoal of piranha fish (a security measure introduced after the moat was stolen recently) therefore swimming or diving will be at the member's own risk. The "management" strongly advise against any form of water sports in the moat.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight.

[Igor61]

clink clink clink Your buckets sir,.....

[nungate]

Igor, is it just my imagination or are your chains somewhat noisy this evening?

[Igor61]

I shall try to quieten them down Madame

[tonyav]

Thank you Igor.
Think I might go down to the bowling alley.

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, have you ever thought of removing your chains? Or are they like an uncomfortable comfort blanket? This Volcano is delicious. One of your concoctions?

[DTCwordfan]

Useless info - Hawaii got its name from Capt Cook (who of course kicked his clogs there or, rather,he had his clogs kicked in by the locals). Apparently, on his first visit there, he stood on the desky deck to greet the natives and said "Hi, where are we?"

[nungate]

best Paxo voice Hmmmmm, yes...

[tonyav]

Did he not also get to New Zealand as well DT.

[Psybbo]

Hey, have to go, DTC can you arrange transport?

[Iluvspikey]

Igor......did you find your polish last week - I saw Minty swigging at it more than once and wincing, forgetting the tailcock was in her other hand....

[tonyav]

Yes ILS, and gawd did I get some grief later !.

[Psybbo]

Goodnight nungate, thanks for a lovely evening and take care of Queenie xx

[Igor61]

muffled thunk muffled thunk [i

I doubt that it would be my polish she drank, mine is always safely locked away
[i] some people will drink anything ] she possibly drank furniture polish.....
brought her sparkly up a treat it did

[DTCwordfan]

All over the shop, I believe.......standing there on the desky deck of the HMS Bark Endeavour.

Being one of the few men of Whitby, he is Mrs Overhahawhy's great, great, great grandfather.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll run you home, sibs.........

[tonyav]

Being one of the few men of Whitby, he is Mrs Overhahawhy's great, great, great grandfather.

LOL, gawd help us.

[DTCwordfan]

So night all, we may be snogging at the gate for a while....

kicks the security cameras in

Thank yu - may or mai not be back for a closing byewaii

[nungate]

You off now then Sibs? Good night, thanks for popping in.
Don't worry I'll look after her...................but I suspect it's her bf we'll have to look out for.......psycho b*tch has arrived and he's in the firing line....

[Psybbo]

Thanks, DTC, a snog on the way x

[nungate]

Aloha DT