Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[queenofmean]

oooohhh...banana splits.......mmmmmmmmmmmmm..YUM!

[DTCwordfan]

I'm afraid that I can't attend as I am highly allergic to bananas, the smell of which makes me wretch too. Lady J is of the same ilk........

[excelsior-1]

banana split is my favourite dessert
cheesecake comes a close second

[queenofmean]

shall we share DT's and Lady J's Excel

[Psybbo]

Good evening nungate, I love bananas and ooh banoffee pie love it. For the roffle I bring a defunct iron, a few clothes pegs and a hairdryer

[nungate]

Hello DT, I'm sure we can find something suitable for you in the wine cellars


Good evening Excel

[excelsior-1]

of course, queen

[nungate]

Hey there Sibs, how are you?

[excelsior-1]

my apologies for not bringing offerings this evening, i do not think that bedpans and dressings would be welcome prizes

[queenofmean]

Mummy....(oh lord I DID NOT just say that!!) can Igor bring me and Excel a Banana Daiquiri

[queenofmean]

the dressings might be of some use excel

[nungate]

Excel, I certainly could use some dressings! I have a little problem on my leg and I'd to go to the emergency out of hours clinic today to have a dressing changed - it was supposed to laast until Monday!!

[DTCwordfan]

Refill:

* a tonne of banana skins
* half a tonne of coconut shells, minus the milk and meat - make very good testicle covers, not tony.
* a hundredweight of spiders legs
* a bus shelter
* a pound of Co-op marge (who-ever she is?)
* a ton of sparkles if minty ventures on tonight
* a bottle of sherry for excel
* a log, half-used
* a trailer-truck, Nissan, with no-san engine.............

[queenofmean]

giggles at least it wasn't me this time

[Igor61]

clank.......clank.......clank the delicate tinkle of glasses kissing on a tray

Drink, Miss?

Drink, Sir?

[DTCwordfan]

note tony - typo there....

[DTCwordfan]

How is the fair Igor this said evening......?

[queenofmean]

thank you Igor

[DaisyNonna]

Evening nungate. Rifle stuff. Cheese grater. Purple scrunchie. Pink highlighter. Metal fish shaped mould (great for salmon mousse). Pamphlet from government on how to teach your grandmother to suck eggs. Not sure about the Daiquiri. Got any scotch? Bananas need to be with bacon in sandwiches.

[tonyav]

Good evening your nungateship and all, sorry to hear about that leg dressing nungate, hope it lasts until Monday.
My usual bucket if you please, that banana daiquiri sounds top notch to me.
For the roffle I'm afraid that I have only brought one thing with me, it is the managers job at Manchester City FC, a three year contract commencing June 2013.