Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

Good to relax Excel, especially now.

I'm having a bit of bother as I'm supposed to keep my leg elevated but I just can't get comfy at all!

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm, think that I'm going to give that delicious looking roast chicken a try.

[excelsior-1]

maybe if you get in here, the buoyancy might help your leg

[tonyav]

I'm having a bit of bother as I'm supposed to keep my leg elevated but I just can't get comfy at all!

nungate, may I suggest that you have word with gness about that, she has had a similar problem of late.

[nungate]

mmm yes I had heard she'd got into an argument with a hoe.....and lost!
Sort of thin that happens to me too, best beloved says I'm an accident waiting to happen!

[DTCwordfan]

Neat drop of red wine this "Tache"..........

[lady-janine]

why have you got to keep your leg elevated tony? is it anything to do with getting your leg over?

[DTCwordfan]

a male or female ho, nungate?

[nungate]

I'd seriously consider that Excel if it weren't for the ... "seepage" from the offending "thing" that needs to be dressed and kept dry ...

[Psybbo]

Lady-j, that habit gives me nightmares x

[nungate]

A hoe DT - one with an "e" not the "other type" like the one I was discussing with Daisy last week

[DTCwordfan]

I must go to specsavers.........

[tonyav]

why have you got to keep your leg elevated tony? is it anything to do with getting your leg over?


Mmmmmm, lj knows me to well lol.

[excelsior-1]

oh i'm sorry, i had no idea

[lady-janine]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[DaisyNonna]

Think I might try out the indoor pool. Need some exercise and it just so happens I have my cossie with me. Thank goodness for panniers on Eric.

[tonyav]

Anyhoo lj, those crumpets were delicious. Tony tries to change the subject.

[nungate]

's ok Excel, only Queenie knows really. There's a small ulcer on the back of my ankle/lower calf. Saw the nurse yesterday who told me I'll be seeing her a lot over the next wee while, I just didn't think I'd have to go and have it dressed again today as it was sodden (just don't ask,)

[excelsior-1]

is that the blue one, daisy? (you look good in your blue one)

[excelsior-1]

should have brought some dressings from coventry hospital after all