Mad Over Fifties Club.

[nungate]

Owing to computer problems I've been having trouble getting the club open tonight.
So I hereby declare tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club open.

The minstrels are up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas, later on they have threatened to play their version of Aerosmiths' greatest hits (oh joy!)
The hot plate special is a beef casserole with dumplings so light and fluffy they have to be tied to the plates! As always there is a selection of volly vonts, canopies and other nibbles. The pudding trolley tonight we have a "pot luck" selection, simply choose which pud would like and it will be brought to you.
All of our usual treats and activities are available for members use so feel free to indulge in whichever past time takes your fancy (just so long as it is legal)
Tonight's tailcock is a special tribute in honour of Excel's Grandma who sadly passed away earlier in the week. He himself has requested it and we are honoured to oblige. Ladies and gentlemen tonight's tailcock is "Grandma's Goodnight Kiss" a delightful distillation which I'm certain will be enjoyed by our members. I hope we will all raise our glasses in a toast to Excel and his dear Grandma.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[Igor61]

Madame Minty, I have some friends in Parkhurst I'm sure we could manage to extricate your friend from incarceration

Your drink ....

[DTCwordfan]

She was a "The Lady" somebody........

[DTCwordfan]

That's not a very "wight" thing to be doing, Igor, springing the incarcerated out of Parksbust.

[tonyav]

Of course I missed ya minty, don't know about any visiting order though.
psssst, Igor say's he can sort Bertha's little problem !.

[murraymints]

For the roffle.I have gift from parkhurst..blue striped Jim jams ..large...half a bottle of navy rum from the ferry...tube of Pringles sour cream..and bar of Cadbury chocolate. Circa 1999.....

Igor...do you really think we could spring her ? ..thanks....slurp...ah....really nice these thingumithings....another volly I think...

[Igor61]

nothing really Madame. Merely that my friends could assist Madame Minty's friend when she "comes out" winks at Minty

[Igor61]

I can arrange a food parcel Madame Minty

[DTCwordfan]

Is there any aqua left in the moat - and what about the pirryannas?

[nungate]

Igor......just what are you suggesting?

[DTCwordfan]

And I left Sigrid the Sennen shark in there last week as she fancied a Scottish holiday......

[nungate]

I think my laptop is answering the questions after the answer .... Am I in the Two Ronnies?

[tonyav]

Igor, may I ask who your tailor is, I so like that suit of your that you wear in your avatar ?.

[nungate]

Ah that explains that big fish in the moat ... I thought Plant was overfeeding the piranhas

[tonyav]

Hey DT, don't mention those bloody piranhas, I haven't gotten over my last meeting with them !.

[Igor61]

My suit? It comes from Civil Row ........ My tailor is Ghouls and Haunts

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm, thanks Igor, don't have phone number handy do you please ?.

[nungate]

Ah Tony that reminds me, I must buy more sticking plasters...

[murraymints]

Genius Igor....I'll bake the cake...get a file...arrange a dinghy over the wall...slurp ...maybe big DT can drive the boat ??....number granny thingy please ..slurp...

[Igor61]

that would be 0800-ghouls for you (calls at standard rate, texts cost more)
ask for Draco

[tonyav]

nungate, somehow I have feeling that they may well come in handy later plasters !.

Hey minty take it easy with those Granny thingies, there very powerful !.